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Brisketexan

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  1. 1. mchookem is a real American patriot. 2. RIP mchookem's DM in-box.
  2. Changing it at 13k miles sure as hell is.
  3. What I don't understand is how the Party allowed him to be arrested and charged. Their mission is clearly protecting pedophiles. Somebody slipped up here.
  4. Remember, we've already dispensed with due process. You only have due process rights if you're not a criminal. And the flipside of that is if the regime decides you are a criminal, you have no due process rights. That translates to all constitutional rights, toot sweet. 4th Amendment rights? Fuck that, they can kick down your doors whenever they want. First Amendment rights? Speech against the regime is per se proof of criminal intent, you're gonna end up in cuffs. And yeah, MAGAs...pay attention....that includes your precious 2nd amendment rights as well. You think you're safe, because you're white and have that red hat. But what happens when you get crossways with that OTHER white guy, who is more favored by the regime (he's cut DJT in on his grift or somesuch)? Yeah....they'll come for you too. In the end, nobody is safe. Nobody has any rights. That's what you utter dumbfucks still don't fucking get. When you torch the Constitution, you torch the whole fucking thing. For everyone. Including you.
  5. I drove by there this morning. The ground between that lot and the access road has a decent slope. And, he hit the front end of a small car to the left of that picture, out of frame. I think he went right, off the road, at a pretty good clip. Hit the small car, which functioned as a ramp, launching him airborne and landing a couple cars down. Some real Dukes of Hazzard shit.
  6. The scent of freshly sharpened pencils, the smell of gunpowder, the gentle jingle of hot brass hitting the pavement, the sounds of children screaming (removed from this video at the governor's request). Goshdarnit, it's morning in America!
  7. To be fair, that pic could just be put in the "typical Austin driver, probably made a turn from the middle lane" file, and nobody would blink.
  8. Oh, it's very normal. If you're reading the right history books. Normal, expected, 100% according to the script/playbook. Not even a minor deviation from that playbook, it's spot-on.
  9. Oh my sweet summer child. You think that there are still rules and laws. There are not. There are many that nominally remain, and will remain....because the regime doesn't want to mess with them. But if the regime decides that the law is something else tomorrow -- that contracts are only valid if the parties are wearing MAGA hats when they sign them, for example -- that will be the law. It may take a bit of time to get cemented through official actions and such, but that is how it works now. You live in an absolute monarchy now. It's time you realize it.
  10. See, that's why I stay out of the news. Bad stuff is always happening to people in the news, so my advice is: stay outta the news! Thanks for coming to my retarTED talk.
  11. Not just higher. "Orders of magnitude" higher. Remember, fascist regimes don't just tell little lies. They tell huge, outlandish, insanely obviously false lies. It's one of the key, telltale moves of a fascist regime. Stephen Miller's surprised expression on his body suspended upside down at an Esso station -- which is how fascist regimes end -- would be a fitting historical coda. We'll see how accurate the historical parallels remain, but I gotta tell ya.....thus far, they are dead-on.
  12. Ok, I'm the devil, and here's the deal I'm offering: You, Loomer, and MTG in a no-holds-barred, all-day threesome. Anything and everything WILL happen. Shit that would make a sailor blush will happen. You're gonna need to drink a lotta Gatorade, maybe even get an IV at some point. BUT, in exchange, this regime ends. Immediately. Would you do it, for your country?
  13. I've used this analogy before, but the MAGATs claim vindication and the genius of Trump's moves because America didn't burst into flames the instant after he implemented his dogshit batshit insane policies. The answer to that is "of course it didn't, because that's not how shit works. It takes time for the effects to manifest, both because of lags and economic planning by participants (like stockpiling goods to blunt the impact of tariffs in the short term)." Instead, it works like blowing the dam in Force 10 from Navarone worked. The Brit commando set the charges inside the dam. Then, when they were clear of the dam, he set them off, big booms. Americans observing say "It didn't work! Nothing happened! The dam is still there!" Brit officer sits there smoking a pipe. Says "wait." The cracks the blast put in the dam start to grow. And open wider. And open some more. Water starts to push through. Cracks get bigger, more water pushes them even bigger, until.... Trump has set off the charges. The damage is done. Now, we just sit on the hillside, smoke our pipe, and watch the inevitable unfold over the coming months.
  14. Man. Why do you hate traditional households and alpha males?
  15. My personal memory was Prodigy. Got a new Packard Bell computer for law school in 1992. In the package of materials was a CD Rom like this: I distinctly remember reading the booklet that came with it, explaining what it was for, and I actually said out loud to myself as I tossed it all in the trash, "Internet? Sounds like a scam." I was either an idiot or a genius in that moment. Most likely a healthy serving of both. Took me a couple more years before I figured out this "email" thing that was on offer.
  16. Yeah, not a word on circumstances or motive yet. That's bothersome. Was also SUPER fun when we had to take out-of-town guests from a place where guns and gun crime aren't so ubiquitous (the UK), and actually had to take a route that avoided driving by either of the cordoned off crime scenes of a triple murder. "Yeah, we have to avoid that area because that's where the car chase of a guy who shot three people was interrupted" was a fun little mention.
  17. They sound woke, and their corrupting devil music must be banned, for the safety and purity of real patriotic americans.
  18. "IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE" ® That really is our official state motto now, isn't it?
  19. True enough. But pointing it out as a "we live in a dystopian hellscape!" reason is pussified insanity. Again, I've seen shitheels pulling such stuff in Possum Peter, USA. Nobody is calling in the national guard to tackle their shithead kids and meth-addled trailer trash. Nor should they. Because we're not the United States of Scared Pearl-clutching Pussies. Or, at least, I didn't think we were. Guess I was 100% wrong about that. And don't get me started on those negroes and their jazz music and marihuana cigarettes corrupting our pure white women.
  20. So, in other words.....the exact shit we see in every small town that they worship so much as an idyllic paradise? "Ride an ATV and do a wheelie? TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN!"
  21. Now, that's silly. Policy in this state isn't that they WANT everyone to have a gun. The policy is that they'd really like to REQUIRE it.
  22. See, this town has gone to hell. And you didn't even mention the .69 drinks and picking up middle-aged secretaries at Dallas Night Club. Geez.
  23. Isn't that a mechanic shop? And in any case....that's a pretty long haul in this heat, and even running at full tilt, it ain't exactly nearby.
  24. Reports are that he made it away from there. What I don't understand is how/what in... What VW dealership would that be?
  25. 1 -- closer to my casa, and convenience counts 2 -- as much as it pains me to say it, Church's spicy MIGHT be superior to Popeyes. Depends on the day and the batch, but it's genuinely good These are things Brisket believes.
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