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Grande Mart

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  1. Ha, I was thinking the same thing. Is Sark at the Longhorn shop at the mall?
  2. Not sure if anyone has noticed, but these teams don't seem to actually be any good
  3. My college coed flag football team would kick both these teams ass
  4. Someone beat me to the dr pepper halftime joke
  5. This reminds me of a middle school game I saw once
  6. Texas has close games and we lose eye test cred, Bama almost loses to fucking Auburn and they get a 10 minute segment on how great their last lucky play was
  7. That's how I feel. Makes me glad Oregon lost because they probably would have gotten in over us with a win and didn't really deserve to.
  8. And Texas as the 4 seed vs Georgia gives us a SEC preview.
  9. Austin's all gone to shit since they changed the name from Waterloo
  10. I remember when Troy Aikman got drafted by a shitty team
  11. Is this before or after he whips out his dick and slaps him across the forehead with it?
  12. No couch is safe
  13. No the first one was ohio state's last
  14. This has 31-30 Ohio State written all over it
  15. MIchigan knifing that butter
  16. Wher's Sauvion Redcat when you need it
  17. Gus Johnson is gonna die of a heart attack on air one day because no one is gonna realize he's having one until too late because he's just gonna seem like his normal self
  18. If you ever find yourself getting a little "overstimulated", picturing Dolly in her Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit helps to tame down the ardor a bit.
  19. you forgot "STD spreading"
  20. And think about all those times we wnt for it on 4th instead of kicking the easy (especially for Bert) field goal
  21. Don't give a fuck about mizzou but always gotta enjoy watching piggie eat shit
  22. This makes The Killers song "The Man" start going through my head
  23. How does she look in a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader outfit?
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