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Grande Mart

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  1. If you ever find yourself getting a little "overstimulated", picturing Dolly in her Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit helps to tame down the ardor a bit.
  2. you forgot "STD spreading"
  3. Sorry about that dude
  4. And think about all those times we wnt for it on 4th instead of kicking the easy (especially for Bert) field goal
  5. Don't give a fuck about mizzou but always gotta enjoy watching piggie eat shit
  6. This makes The Killers song "The Man" start going through my head
  7. How does she look in a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader outfit?
  8. Behind the picket fence on the grassy knoll
  9. It doesn't, or at least, not if you don't have a subscription through a provider that carries LHN
  10. Yeah, for me, I don't have LHN, but have ESPN+. I live in Portland and decided it was more important to me to have a provider that showed blazers games, which are on ROOT sports, and doesn't, or at least didn't at the time I looked, overlap with any providers that have LHN. I knew I could just do whatever I needed to do to stream the one LHN longhorn football game per year. However, It's been pretty annoying that I could watch a bunch of other schools' baseball games on ESPN +, but not Longhorn games since they were exclusive to LHN. Same for volleyball and soccer. I'm hopeful that most of the content that used to be only on LHN will be on ESPN + going forward if not on SEC network. I actually think that could increase exposure a bit outside of the state of Texas. It will be interesting to see how it all shakes out, but I will not miss LHN except for the awesome Texas centric production and former player commentators (not Galindo, of course)
  11. They should definitely bring him out and announce him on the field like they are going to honor him, just to let him hear the chorus of boos from 100,000 people hating his sorry ass.
  12. Not that it will probably matter if it comes down to us and Oregon for the 4th playoff spot, since the committee will probably ignore this fact, but tech is a common opponent, so it would behoove us to beat the shit out of them since it was a close game between them and Oregon.
  13. Fox really wanted the upset, they had created so many graphics showcasing every time Iowa state upset someone in the history of the universe and they really did not want them to go to waste.
  14. For the Big 12 Office, this is the concern, working overtime trying to find ways to reinterpret the rules to not allow this to happen.
  15. Statesman says we’re in. So most likely we are out. http://Check out this article from Austin American-Statesman: Fit to be tied? Nah: Texas Longhorns can make the Big 12 title game with a win on Saturday https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/college/longhorns/football/2023/11/17/texas-longhorns-football-can-claim-spot-big-12-championship-game-vs-iowa-state-saturday/71623714007/
  16. Chynna Greene- KGW in Portland
  17. The guy with the mask reminds me of this guy
  18. First game I've watched this season. Liking the fire in Onyema.
  19. I like Eugene too, Autzen stadium is a great place to watch a game. Lanning would be a fool to go to A&M unless they give him a ridiculously stupid contract and he's not really interested in a legacy as a football coach.
  20. I live in Portland, OR metro. Would love for my daughter to go to UW, but not sure if I want to pay out of state tuition. She'll probably end up ot Oregon State. I used to not have much respect for them because I automatically lumped then in as an aggy school, but they seem to be pretty strong in sciences relative to the ducks. One thing I didn't realize was that UO doesn't even have an engineering program. Corvallis is a cool college town nestled right against the coast range. Easy drive to either the coast, cascades, or Portland. Beavers are getting the shaft in conference realignment, they have had a lot of athletic success in various sports, especially baseball of course. Hopefully they can keep the other schools from taking the cash with them. Still love the UW campus though, and Seattle in general.
  21. I always preferred the Life Science Library in the Tower. Fantastic reading room with an awesome ceiling, and interesting graffiti in the singleton shitter down in the stacks. Still no comparison with the UW Library though. https://www.lib.utexas.edu/about/locations/life-science
  22. "It's not something the state department tells dependents when the battle occurred over the wrong line on some map"
  23. Grande Mart

    9-1

    All I really care about is dragging our balls on every other big 12 team and winning the big 12 on the way out. Anything ele is gravy
  24. Ha, that girl playing on the track got hit in the head with the ball
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