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ABSR

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  1. Tell me your wife does a poor job of grooming without telling me your wife does a poor job of grooming.
  2. In the Navy it is figuratively called the law of gross tonnage. While almost all vessels comply, in the end it does not matter who has right of way per the "Rules of the Road".
  3. Spirit ticket counter agent - "Amateurs."
  4. Good , but I thought it was a little derivative. Now “Anal Rustlers 4: Colostomy” took it in a whole other direction.
  5. So around 19 aught 9?
  6. But you have to account in this equation for Russia already having lost 500k of men (killed or seriously wounded) and for them having about 1.3m still in the armed forces. Some are outside the age range and some are foreigners, but overall the majority fall in that age group. So they already have approximately 2.5 out of 10 already committed. Then add more to get to 3.5-4 % of the men in that age group. Definitely starting to need Moscow and St. Petersburg men.
  7. And Under Siege had the cake/tits scene. We really had no chance.
  8. aggy/ I'm not even sure what animals I am suppose to fuck anymore! / aggy
  9. If you go to a restaurant and someone orders a steak well done the kitchen picks the shittiest piece of meat they have and they burn it.
  10. We will also accept “Calm down Sugar tits”
  11. Did you check every bulb Clark? Yes I did Elon!
  12. My guess is it sends the person you are talking with the sound they would hear if you slammed down an old phone to hang up ... then it disconnects.
  13. That looks fantastic!
  14. Hey, some of us really love Jane Austin books! In a manly way of course.
  15. And Texas has played Georgia an equal number of times to aggy since aggy joined the SEC. Texas with 1 win and aggy with 1 loss. Again...embarrassing.
  16. Yep, let's see pics of the curves and curbs.
  17. I saw a short war game summary of a few scenarios and it also had China attacking Japan and Philippines as US and other based fighters were flying sorties out of there. So Whole Regional war. Fun for everyone and "victory" for Taiwan and US was still very costly for all.
  18. Sweetheart, let me explain.
  19. Yes once they petrify. So they have 100,000 to a million years of shelf life. So plan accordingly.
  20. Kind of agree. I read the article. Different drummers but basically want to have kids and encourage others to have more as well. Wife wants to keep working and they both support that. Maybe the really weird stuff is elsewhere, but this did not move the needle too much from what I saw in a quick perusal of the article.
  21. At least he is practicing safe sex!
  22. Same type of waves but less flour?
  23. She’s telling your wife that she is up for the threesome, and telling you that she will be consoling you at your wife’s funeral with a hand job as they lower the casket.
  24. Heck, I would get 12 cassettes for a penny. Just needed to change my name a few times and maybe use a friends address.
  25. This is how I expect they handle all bags. My only surprise is that someone thinks this is out of line. I will say if they moved the cart/luggage car closer they could throw directly from the ramp to the cart and save effort.
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