Everything posted by ABSR
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
A woman cannot abide a content man.
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Israel vs everyone war thread
But the “meme” clearly showed a Muslim woman who did not care with the implication that the Muslim world did not care. Not Westerners or Americans. And the Meme is spot on.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Dig her ass up.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Fixed it for accuracy.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Put the bitch down and just get a new and better trained one. I of course mean the wife.
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Israel vs everyone war thread
He’s not getting his deposit back.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It is a weird flex. “You see, my school has so little redeeming value and such an embarrassing reputation that the only people who can root for it are those that went there! Your school however is so well thought of you have tons of fans who never even went there! Take that stupid ‘Sip.”
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A Jew
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
My coach always told us to break down to make the tackle....but I am not sure this is what he meant.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
You mean like Ukraine did when they relinquished all their nukes to Russia for concessions and agreement of sovereignty? Not sure the lesson learned from this is to give up your nukes and it will make your country more secure.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
If the fireman is using water and not foam to smother a fuel/oil fire he is both stupid and screwed.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Well dropping your pants and underwear to your ankles while at the urinal does seem a little like an invitation.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I hope this indicates an impending visit from Aunt Flow. If not, good luck.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
If it was real it would be only slightly amusing. Since it has misspellings and about 4 different fonts it is just pathetic. While I applaud the effort, make better choices.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Even if it was the funniest female comedian, you would still be screwed.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Both can be true.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Stern but fair.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
It's nice to encounter another asshole with my sense of humor.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
What did Gary do? Make a good decision.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Listen to this man, he’s pre-marriage.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
My wife usually doesn’t participate in my morning wood too.
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I'm A Man, I'm 40!!
Never pass up the opportunity to use a bathroom. You may not realize it, but you’re welcome.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
She's no longer a sweet child of yours.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Why would they want a shirt with a knife hole in it?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
They are straddling the log. When they lift it 12 inches off the ground because they can't take it higher due to, you know, straddling the log, what are they going to do with it? Is the plan for everyone to waddle forward together while bent over? Maybe being bent over with someone placing a big piece of wood between their legs as they stare longingly into another mans ass is the idea/goal? Never change aggy.