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ABSR

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  1. But we die with our belly’s full and the trees empty.
  2. You may be right...but the first woman catches her right foot on the dog statue and shuffles and puts left foot down and tries to get right foot over dog and can't get right foot down which is why she falls to the right. And the second person looks like a woman (daughter/sister ???) who jumps up and stands on a step with one foot and runs out toward the fallen person with the other and it appears she did not realize there would be a drop off (that she was on a step) and strait legs it to the plant foot which gives out. Could be fake, but they fall pretty hard and not looking as if they were aware they needed to cushion the fall ahead of time.
  3. Did they take the picture with him still in disguise?
  4. If she is like my wife she is blinded by every fucking light in the house being on and can't tell it is open.
  5. A lot of could never come to grips with the Accord.
  6. Are you implying this is sexually transmitted?
  7. Hello candidate, is this your sister with you? Oh, your mother? Well why don't the two of you have a seat over there and I will tell you how this interview works.
  8. They'll just write it off! That's what those big companies do, Jerry!
  9. To have 7 out of 20 (35%) of the dirtiest cities in the US?
  10. The Surly equivalent is "If Vic would ride, better move aside."
  11. Tell me your wife does a poor job of grooming without telling me your wife does a poor job of grooming.
  12. In the Navy it is figuratively called the law of gross tonnage. While almost all vessels comply, in the end it does not matter who has right of way per the "Rules of the Road".
  13. Spirit ticket counter agent - "Amateurs."
  14. Good , but I thought it was a little derivative. Now “Anal Rustlers 4: Colostomy” took it in a whole other direction.
  15. So around 19 aught 9?
  16. But you have to account in this equation for Russia already having lost 500k of men (killed or seriously wounded) and for them having about 1.3m still in the armed forces. Some are outside the age range and some are foreigners, but overall the majority fall in that age group. So they already have approximately 2.5 out of 10 already committed. Then add more to get to 3.5-4 % of the men in that age group. Definitely starting to need Moscow and St. Petersburg men.
  17. And Under Siege had the cake/tits scene. We really had no chance.
  18. aggy/ I'm not even sure what animals I am suppose to fuck anymore! / aggy
  19. If you go to a restaurant and someone orders a steak well done the kitchen picks the shittiest piece of meat they have and they burn it.
  20. We will also accept “Calm down Sugar tits”
  21. Did you check every bulb Clark? Yes I did Elon!
  22. My guess is it sends the person you are talking with the sound they would hear if you slammed down an old phone to hang up ... then it disconnects.
  23. That looks fantastic!
  24. Hey, some of us really love Jane Austin books! In a manly way of course.
  25. And Texas has played Georgia an equal number of times to aggy since aggy joined the SEC. Texas with 1 win and aggy with 1 loss. Again...embarrassing.
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