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ABSR

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  1. So your saying the Houston Rodeo is happening????
  2. Well, since COVID hit the heaviest people the hardest, Krispie Kream needs to work on creating a new generation of morbidly obese. They're playing chess while we're just playing checkers.
  3. Well I can masturbate equally well with either foot.
  4. The article is unclear about whether Mom was involved in changing the votes, or if the daughter stole her password/access and did it all . They said both Mom and Daughter accessed the records, but Mom was given access and I assume had to do so as part of her job. The way they explained that Mom had the training about changing passwords every 45 days seems to imply that they are holding her accountable for not having done that, because otherwise I am not sure why it is mentioned.
  5. But did he start upping his Photoshop game? How well can he hide Bert?
  6. Unless a guy is stupid or delusional, we all marry women knowing she won't give blowjobs. This guy's girl just said "I don't" before the "I do".
  7. Yeah! If only you hadn’t been so selfish by hating blow jobs then the marriage might have made it. Selfish asshole!
  8. Bear Grylls approves this message. Methodologies may vary.
  9. Look here! I don’t care if you say my senior only has 1.5 credits. You kept moving him on and he is in the top half of the class, so we are graduating and going to Sizzler to celebrate!
  10. So instead of you having two in your garage that were never used, he would have five in his garage that will never be used. Sounds like a win-win.
  11. That is more 70's, and it is a cigarillo. But still good times.
  12. And just like that they took the top position in the Black Cloud market.
  13. To be fair she was likely going to lose the foot to diabetes soon anyway.
  14. Every single guy please take note!
  15. Yep. Get Wifi enabled thermostats and turn it down or off remotely, and then turn it back on remotely before you head back. Don't ask and don't tell.
  16. So your rage changes as often as the Texas weather?
  17. You can listen to the Kid Maaaahhhing out his one-note song
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