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BottleRocket

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  1. Not that I'd want to go out like that exactly, but I'm not spending the end of my life in a shitty nursing home either.
  2. Today: 1/31/19 Amazon Deal of the Day: https://smile.amazon.com/Instant-Pot-Plus-60-Programmable/dp/B01NBKTPTS?ref=dotd_h_t&ref_=pe_837390_391659460 Instant Pot DUO Plus 60, 6 Qt 9-in-1 Multi- Use Programmable Pressure Cooker, Slow Cooker, Rice Cooker, Yogurt Maker, Egg Cooker, Sauté, Steamer, Warmer, and Sterilize List Price: $129.95 Deal of the Day: $79.99 | FREE Same-Day
  3. I agreed to use one for our son just so my wife would quit freaking out about fucking up junior's future by filling out some paperwork wrong. Money well spent just to keep her off of my back. But seriously, they found some money for junior's college that we wouldn't have pursued otherwise. All in all a win. I agree with Nice Guy Eddie, I just took the SAT and filled out the back of the form with three target colleges. A few months later I got an acceptance letter from one of them. Those days are over. We are in Austin and used College Funding Specialists https://collegefundingspecialiststx.com/Home_Page.html
  4. If OP dies can I have Armybrat’s guns?
  5. And I'll add that I never noticed this aggressive behavior until the COA added the dedicated bus lanes. It's as if that gave permission to Cap Metro drivers to drive like raving fuck sticks everywhere.
  6. 2nd'd - I drive South down Guadalupe to Cesar Chavez every day and those Cap Metro drivers are fucking aggressive and dangerous. They cut you off and swerve into your lane just as you describe. Almost every day I have to remain steadfast and give them wide berth - steadfastily.
  7. Hope that you don't die. If you do, can I have your Colt 1911?
  8. I read yesterday that Buc-ees has opened their first store outside of Texas - in Alabama. This pic must be from that store.
  9. Smart move to put pressure on trade talks with US. China is the number world importer of cotton. Brilliant move.
  10. They better not plant that fucking kudzu on the moon.
  11. I guess that's better than the gold rolling through his veins.
  12. I was perplexed when a poster had Todd on their death pool list in a different thread. Is he not still clean and sober? Have seen him several times. Was first introduced to his music when he used to open for John Prine on Oh Boy records.
  13. OP must have learned this whilst attending university.
  14. Why did you put a question mark in your thread title?
  15. How much is that in cholas? 15 Vic Cholas
  16. You got a table and chairs, you got a dinette set. You got table and no chairs, you got dick.
  17. I see a bunch of really nice used furniture for cheap on Nextdoor. And it’s already put together for you. Buying new is for suckers.
  18. So the county fair carny asked your wife to hold his cock and pullet and the rest is history?
  19. I’d like to spit some Beech-Nut in that dude’s eyes
  20. We have 80/20 home loans. Is it true that the interest on the smaller 2nd loan is no longer deductible?
  21. We used this for-profit college funding consultant for our kid. Your friend might find some of the links on the site helpful. https://collegefundingspecialiststx.com/Home_Page.html
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