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Gatorubet

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  1. Another great movie about Dead Pope-ing is The Shoes of the Fisherman. Anthony Quinn was great.
  2. I’m guessing that a judgment against that Dipshit will give her attorney the opportunity to earn 1/3 of nothing
  3. Dammit. just saw this. we should be given the ability to give 10 likes on any individual post once a month. Sometimes one appreciation is not enough.
  4. I might be persuaded to abandon my Presbyterian faith, but I’m going to have to see some solid evidence of 1) a return to the sale of indulgences - and 2) a lowering of the indulgence price for dispensation of certain sins. If they don’t do that, I’m going to ask our president to put a tariff on KOC Friday seafood dinners.
  5. Look, I’m in favor of science and all, but there’s just some research projects that I’m gonna leave to other people.
  6. this is the rest of the day’s fun….
  7. This is what New Orleans is looking like right now: We are under flash flood warnings the next three or four days. We might get 8 to 10 inches every day. Texas and Louisiana need a rain sharing agreement. You don’t get enough and we get too much.
  8. Colonoscopy done. Not a polyp in sight, unlike my last checkup where I had 3. 5 years reprieve till next one. Woot! Also, my discharge paperwork says, and I quote: “polyp, detection was aided by AI assisted image processing”. Tell your friends and family to go get the damn colonoscopy so you won’t have to post on this thread.
  9. “The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” ― Isaac Asimov
  10. Those are not products that I buy. Marijuana and aged single malt scotch are for pain relief.
  11. “Everybody’s talking at me, but I don’t hear a word they’re saying - only the echo of a concept of a plan….”
  12. in all seriousness, people who depend upon over-the-counter drugs, like acid reducers to prevent their ulcers or gad, should probably load up on those things that may be supply chain issues. And I’m not sure anyone wants to get through Cedar pollen season without all of their decongestions and antihistamines. And in addition to TP and paper towels and tissues, I guess we should make sure that we have several months of washing detergent for dishes and clothes.
  13. You don’t need stuff to survive. You only need to subscribe to magazines where people sell property to preppers. If you know where the preppers are, then you have all the food and resources you need. True, a crossbow and a Gilly suit would be useful once you find out where the prepper stuff is.
  14. it is my understanding that the children are gone.
  15. Thanks. Like everybody else we’re still dealing with injuries from the start of the year, and hopefully we’ll have a little bit more depth in our pitching as a few of the injured guys get healthy. I would feel better about the series if you hadn’t had that Arkansas experience. Y’all are gonna be boiling mad and trying to reclaim that number one. No bueno por gata
  16. 8-0 third game. Gata for the sweep. Gata was swept by Tennessee, Alabama and Vanderbilt at the start of the season. Since then we have gone 10-2 in the SEC and won 4 series in a row, including one from a perked up piggy. Now we come to your place after your unhappy series versus pig. I’m not looking forward to that much. I hope we can keep it respectable.
  17. Good Lord. Next, you’ll be telling me that you’re useless without it.
  18. Zofran - but only in the dissolvable tablet form.
  19. South Carolina keeps on putting in pitchers for no discernible reason. They are down 15-3 in the ninth. At least nine gator batters in each of the last two innings. I have no idea what arms they have left for the third game. Edit: 17-3 now. Bases loaded again. 2 outs and Gata still batting GS Gata. 22-3 After a crappy start, we have won the last four SEC series. The powers that be have us as a number three seed somewhere. I have to admit, we will be a salty three seed that very few people want in their regional
  20. Gata up 11-3 over Gamehens Assuming we close this out, we win the series, rest for an hour, and play a seven inning third game. A sweep would be nice.
  21. This seems to be a new and original take for you. It seems to be very informed, and it captures the nuances of law perfectly. I especially like the part where you recommend that the “entire legal profession” weigh in on the merits of his filings before actual hearings or trials. That is obviously much more efficient. I have to tell you, there’s a whole lot of embarrassed lawyers who wish they had thought of that first.
  22. There is only one pot deserving of that turkey.
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