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Gatorubet

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  1. I don’t know exactly what it was, but the test results said it was lower than 1.0. Three years ago it was 15.0. It turns out that respiratory issues like inflammation or mucus plugs, blocking airways can increase your CEA. Which is why people should treat a CEA number with a grain of salt if not accompanied by other evidence of disease. Which is also why a CEA test is not useful as a stand-alone diagnostic, but one of a number of things that could indicate cancer (PET scans/MRI and actual biopsies being more of a certainty.)
  2. Ned, you magnificent bastard, I love you! Just had my annual physical and my PSA was low (2.0) and my CEA (colon cancer marker) was lower than one percent, which is perfect. My blood work ups were fine, cholesterol was 170, BP was 120/65, and I weighed 30 pounds less than my last physical. My doctor was a very, very happy man. Keep fighting my fellow assholes. Kick the can that is your body down the road - and we will find something eventually that will cure us all.
  3. Fortunately, his son will be monitoring his activities to make sure he doesn’t look like he’s enjoying it.
  4. Beard Guy on the right - “ I bet I’m probably on that f’n list…” Young guy to his right - “ I wish I was older and had a chance to fly on that sweet love plane. Praise Jesus!”
  5. A maple leaf on the park sign? Was this in Canada? If the old man was Canadian, I assume he told the teens, “Sorry for the bruise, eh? Try to put some ice on it and have a nice day…. Somewhere other than the park.”
  6. My firm ordered a bunch of these and keep them available at the front desk for our Hispanic clients and friends of Hispanic clients.
  7. “Maybe it was just her time, and Satan was calling her home…”
  8. Because when you look in the various statutes and civil codes and codes of civil procedure in any state, none of them say “please disregard this mandate if the families want to do something different”. The purpose of a criminal justice system is to use scarce resources to obtain the best, quickest, most cost effective means to find and punish criminals. That’s it. And then there’s the fact that families reacting in a situation like this are at their most emotional and least rational and intelligent state. It’s generally best not to hand over the driving wheel to the most emotional and unintelligent person in the car.
  9. During my time as an ATO at Florida, we went up to Tallahassee for a social with the Chi Omega sorority. The afternoon and evening before the social and the Bundy attack some of them, my fraternity brother and I with some the Chi Os at an apartment complex pool area. Needless to say, the social did not happen the following day. I was working at Florida’s Library West at the time, and for a while I had many sorority girls ask me to walk them home when the library closed because everyone was terrified of Bundy. I enthusiastically embraced that role of ‘you are safe with me’ guy. I’m not sure how I can explain that but….
  10. “No, never convicted…” or “There’s at least Tree Fiddy of us!” instead of “we rise”, etc
  11. Dammit. Three years of law school and 35 years of practice wasted. My stupid law school never told me how to file a POWERHOUSE lawsuit.
  12. I got 96 right now and 58% humidity. this is not enjoyable.
  13. I bet the widow is being courted by a bunch of dentally challenged guys in Adidas sweatpants looking to get their hands on that sweet, sweet potato sack windfall.
  14. if you think the Lindberg baby kidnapping, Judge Crater’s and Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearances - and the Rockefeller kid vanishing in the jungles of New Guinea - are not related to President Obama stealing the Time Machine built to go back in time to catch the 2020 election steal mules red handed - then you are probably a part of the Deep State.
  15. Drug reptiles be smokin’ - usually
  16. “Hello, ICE? I have news of some communists who are violating our immigration laws…I’ll hold.”
  17. I suggest you give any information that can establish those facts to law-enforcement, as that is a crime.
  18. So - how many packs of cigs did that cost in the joint? Or was that during your randy prison guard employment phase?
  19. go on….
  20. Speaking of thumbs - the unattractive strippers wind up with John’s like this
  21. I thought that was just a fantastically accurate phrase.
  22. I’ve read that a very, very, very unattractive stripper is the most interesting stripper. Because of the type of jobs that they are forced to accept because of their unattractiveness. So they wind up beingmuch better luncheon conversation companions, what with the midget, sharpie and donkey stories and so forth..
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