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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. Saturday Night Fever III was even better than Saturday Night Fever II.
  2. Herbstreit likes Sark, personally. It's apparent when he talks about him. So, Herbstreit may be a douche waffle, but it's nice that he'll be supporting Texas going forward.
  3. More voter fraud in The Villages. https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/another-republican-convicted-voter-fraud-florida-gop-stronghold-rcna128551 "A resident from The Villages was found guilty of charges related to voter fraud in the 2020 election on Monday. Robert Rivernider Jr., 58, is accused of signing his father’s name to a vote-by-mail ballot. According to Sumter County Elections Supervisor Bill Keen, Rivernider’s father died on Oct. 19, 2020."
  4. Florida man arrested for defecating on a romantic rival's truck. Where else but The Villages? https://www.villages-news.com/2023/02/15/romantic-rival-arrested-after-allegedly-defecating-on-vehicle-of-executive-in-the-villages/ "It appeared the damage had taken place at about 10:30 p.m. on Super Bowl Sunday ..."
  5. I love the smell of Sooner pain in the morning. It smells like ... victory.
  6. Christmas-Giles is apparently now a marijuana distributor. https://www.linkedin.com/in/d-andre-christmas-b6ba55144/
  7. “I took my $100,000 and bought a new Corvette, a lot of cocaine, and spent the rest on foolishness.” — George Jones
  8. I didn't reach that level of annoyance until my sophomore year. I think it was reading Camus that did it to me.
  9. At least Torretta ended up having an NFL career and passed for quite a few TDs. This field was WEAK!
  10. I just read that Apple Computer CEO Tim Cook went to Auburn. Hope he's not channeling some Apple NIL money. Don't know if he's a sports fan or not.
  11. Damnit! The board is burping on me after I threw up on it. Please forgive the previous post, which the Surly Gods are denying me the ability to edit.
  12. Allow myself to quote myself from five months ago. It's happening. Also, I don't know what this is, but I approve:
  13. He has to post this same post before every single game until we lose. Then we hold him responsible for the loss and tar-and-feather him after we block his account from posting.
  14. I have followed the same principles/thought processes as you have, which is why I haven't taken off my Vince Young/Rose Bowl "Hey USC, ever tried to put a trojan on a Longhorn?" T-shirt since January, 2006.
  15. RIP, my friend. You were 100% correct. You usually were.
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