Everything posted by Hornius Emeritus
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Tell me about ou
A backpacker was traveling through Oklahoma when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby saloon. The only other person at the bar is a large, heavyset man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Okie accent: "You see that meth lab out back? I built that meth lab with my own bare hands. I lifted every 2 x 4 and mixed the chemicals myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me Dvoracek the meth lab builder? No." He continued "Do you see that trailer house out there in the side yard? I stole that trailer myself. I found it in a dust storm, hitched it to my truck, and got away with it. But do they call me Dvoracek the trailer house thief? No." "Do ya see that Sooner Schooner out there? I built that schooner with no help from anybody else, after stealing the materials from a halfway-built elementary school in Purcell. I beat up the construction crew myself. But do they call me Dvoracek the schooner builder? No. But you try to staple ONE roommate's head to the wall ...."
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Ukraine War
I agree with all of this. I care what Putin wants because presumably what Putin wants is to see is division between the U.S and Germany, which would be bad for both the U.S. and Germany.
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The Franchise on HBO
Holy crap ... I must be the only one who finds it incredibly funny. Every line is chock full of droll references to things both within the script and outside the show. I find myself actually guffawing ... and I NEVER guffaw.
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Ukraine War
1) Sawbonz said that Germany should demand the U.S. leave 2) You asked why this has not already been done i.e. why Germany has not already asked the U.S. to leave 3) I asked "wouldn't this be what Putin wants?" i.e. Isn't the U.S. leaving Germany what Putin wants?
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Ukraine War
Wouldn't that be what Putin wants?
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Indiana at Notre Dame Round 1 Playoffs
No shit. And then they're going to watch every playoff game anyway and then complain about how boring they are ---- as they watch them.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Yep. I'd say we have a plethora of panoplies.
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Tell me about ou
Adrian Peterson in trouble with the law ... AGAIN. https://www.yahoo.com/sports/ex-minnesota-vikings-star-adrian-225033995.html
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Bingo. We won't know how Texas ultimately did in this year's recruiting/portal cycle for months.
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Woah ... Train smashed into Semi truck in Pecos, video
NOT GOOD!
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
They should just say that 1) football generates all of the income and 2) women are welcome to play for the football team because, in Louisiana, they don't believe in discriminating on account of gender
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Flat Earthers spend $20K on device that proves Earth is round
“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.” ---- Bertrand Russell
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
The flood mitigation that IS federal? Well that's subject to a 20% courtesy restocking fee, which goes to the Louisiana Home for Wayward (football) Orphans.
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OU Recruiting 2025: Truck Balls and Broken Dreams
Isn't Blevins one of the (relatively) credible OU writers?
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Bourbon
Just in case you all are wondering what to get me for Christmas, I'll have the 81-year-old Macallan https://caskcartel.com/products/the-macallan-the-reach-81-year-old-single-malt-scotch-whisky?currency=USD&variant=40693314748554&stkn=4af6010a488f&gad_source=1
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
General in charge of chemical attacks on Ukraine killed IN MOSCOW by a remotely detonated bomb that blew up a moped. "Baza says that Russian investigators are considering several versions of how the assassins could have watched Kirillov exit the building, including hacking the building's CCTV or renting an apartment in the building. The scooter with explosives was placed at the entrance around 4:00 am, and the explosives were detonated via radio signal, according to preliminary information." Wow. Right on the street in Moscow. That's got to be chilling.
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What do you order at Whataburger?
Thank you, HJ. Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Here's your opening, Pato.
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What do you order at Whataburger?
Anybody have this article, which is behind a paywall? https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2024/12/14/whataburger-locations-ownership-change-expansion/
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
That's a good point. Sark may just be bringing him in to drive his price for Ol Miss up, reducing the amount they have to spend on others. 5-D chess.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Wait 'til Sark gets ahold of him. I doubt Texas will be outbid if Sark really wants him.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Singleton ran a 10.2 FAT 100m, a 20.72 200m, and a 46.21 400 meters in high school. Those times are smokin'.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
From Breaking Bad to transfer portal to ... surely Oklahoma, if God has a sense of humor.
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2025 QB KJ Lacey
It's easier when the entire defense is chasing you because they fear you'll gash them with a run.
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