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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. Well, it IS a time-honored Surly tradition.
  2. Sam and the Colts are playing the Lions. Sam is currently 9/11 for 136 yards, 2 TDs and a 157.8 passer rating.
  3. The story: https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/fox10s-kari-lake-calls-new-times-20-year-old-dopes-11327644
  4. Seven years from now Madison will be living under a bridge, drunk, telling his drunken homeless friends that he used to be a U.S. congressman and they'll just be rolling their eyes in disbelief like "there he goes again."
  5. https://twitter.com/CJVogel_TFB/status/1560669037289385986?s=20&t=ovb75X2s3N6anLpM4HjqPA
  6. It's easier to fool a man twice than to convince him you fooled him the first time.
  7. I admit that I've been buried this week. What, specifically, have you heard from this team and coaching staff that makes you so down-hearted?
  8. I was just thinking that what this board could really use is a good, old-fashioned, face-melting, impassioned, hysterical and histrionic quarterback controversy. Bonus points if y'all start threatening each other with physical violence.
  9. Well I don't know if there's an official NIL page for existing players, but Bijan Robinson has a new Dijon mustard coming out. I'm not making this up. Slogan? "It's like a Touchdown in your Mouth." I guess the official announcement is on August 23 but there's already an Instagram page up. https://www.instagram.com/bijanmustardson/ https://bijanmustardson.com/password
  10. SIAP: Decoldest Crawford's commercial has 5.6 million views on Twitter alone.
  11. To be fair to him, that same 80% were singing hosannas of praise a year earlier, when Kwiatkowski was hired.
  12. You never know what worse luck your bad luck kept you from.
  13. FIFY I actually started watching this show today. First two episodes of season 1. Seems pretty great so far. Lots of boobs, which is always nice.
  14. I was my high-school yearbook photographer. I'd be out there standing and talking to the coaches while my classmates/friends were puking after running bleachers in 103 degree heat, then retire to the darkroom with one of the pep squad members.
  15. But he follows me on Twitter, so he's got that going for him.
  16. Broughton is 6'4" 300 lbs and Banks just engulfed him. Banks is huge
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