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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. On the beach, drinking Mai tais and flippin' croots.
  2. Christmas-Giles is apparently now a marijuana distributor. https://www.linkedin.com/in/d-andre-christmas-b6ba55144/
  3. “I took my $100,000 and bought a new Corvette, a lot of cocaine, and spent the rest on foolishness.” — George Jones
  4. I didn't reach that level of annoyance until my sophomore year. I think it was reading Camus that did it to me.
  5. At least Torretta ended up having an NFL career and passed for quite a few TDs. This field was WEAK!
  6. Isn't every thread, essentially, the Vince Young thread?
  7. I just read that Apple Computer CEO Tim Cook went to Auburn. Hope he's not channeling some Apple NIL money. Don't know if he's a sports fan or not.
  8. I must have these. I will paint the sides white.
  9. Damnit! The board is burping on me after I threw up on it. Please forgive the previous post, which the Surly Gods are denying me the ability to edit.
  10. Allow myself to quote myself from five months ago. It's happening. Also, I don't know what this is, but I approve:
  11. He has to post this same post before every single game until we lose. Then we hold him responsible for the loss and tar-and-feather him after we block his account from posting.
  12. I have followed the same principles/thought processes as you have, which is why I haven't taken off my Vince Young/Rose Bowl "Hey USC, ever tried to put a trojan on a Longhorn?" T-shirt since January, 2006.
  13. Behold the power of the Texas brand.
  14. RIP, my friend. You were 100% correct. You usually were.
  15. Ha! Why not? He's already been at LSU, Auburn, Georgia, Florida, Texas and South Carolina. Time for him to start on his second lap around.
  16. Well we're almost definitely NOT getting in if Georgia wins. So Alabama needs to win this game.
  17. Yeah, but Texas is in.
  18. Texas would beat either of these teams. UT's defense would mug them.
  19. Nobody can. It's just that who the terrorists are differs, depending wholly on whom you ask.
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