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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. Texas 35 ASU 17 189 yards rushing
  2. Holy crap! I want to marry a woman like this!
  3. Same for me with Denver Harris.
  4. In my defense, I am a habitual drunkard.
  5. The part about habitual drunkards was definitely a call out to Surly Horns. The part about "surly bartenders" was a reference to Lonesome Dove, when Gus says, "Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime." I know these things with 100% certainty.
  6. Well, in fairness, Facebook is one place at which you can read Traces of Texas. 😉
  7. Huckleberry has offered you numerous opportunities to support/defend this opinion but you have failed to do so. You proffer the opinion without showing your work.
  8. A backpacker was traveling through Oklahoma when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby saloon. The only other person at the bar is a large, heavyset man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Okie accent: "You see that meth lab out back? I built that meth lab with my own bare hands. I lifted every 2 x 4 and mixed the chemicals myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me Dvoracek the meth lab builder? No." He continued "Do you see that trailer house out there in the side yard? I stole that trailer myself. I found it in a dust storm, hitched it to my truck, and got away with it. But do they call me Dvoracek the trailer house thief? No." "Do ya see that Sooner Schooner out there? I built that schooner with no help from anybody else, after stealing the materials from a halfway-built elementary school in Purcell. I beat up the construction crew myself. But do they call me Dvoracek the schooner builder? No. But you try to staple ONE roommate's head to the wall ...."
  9. I agree with all of this. I care what Putin wants because presumably what Putin wants is to see is division between the U.S and Germany, which would be bad for both the U.S. and Germany.
  10. Holy crap ... I must be the only one who finds it incredibly funny. Every line is chock full of droll references to things both within the script and outside the show. I find myself actually guffawing ... and I NEVER guffaw.
  11. 1) Sawbonz said that Germany should demand the U.S. leave 2) You asked why this has not already been done i.e. why Germany has not already asked the U.S. to leave 3) I asked "wouldn't this be what Putin wants?" i.e. Isn't the U.S. leaving Germany what Putin wants?
  12. Wouldn't that be what Putin wants?
  13. No shit. And then they're going to watch every playoff game anyway and then complain about how boring they are ---- as they watch them.
  14. Yep. I'd say we have a plethora of panoplies.
  15. Adrian Peterson in trouble with the law ... AGAIN. https://www.yahoo.com/sports/ex-minnesota-vikings-star-adrian-225033995.html
  16. Bingo. We won't know how Texas ultimately did in this year's recruiting/portal cycle for months.
  17. They should just say that 1) football generates all of the income and 2) women are welcome to play for the football team because, in Louisiana, they don't believe in discriminating on account of gender
  18. “The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.” ---- Bertrand Russell
  19. The flood mitigation that IS federal? Well that's subject to a 20% courtesy restocking fee, which goes to the Louisiana Home for Wayward (football) Orphans.
  20. Isn't Blevins one of the (relatively) credible OU writers?
  21. Just in case you all are wondering what to get me for Christmas, I'll have the 81-year-old Macallan https://caskcartel.com/products/the-macallan-the-reach-81-year-old-single-malt-scotch-whisky?currency=USD&variant=40693314748554&stkn=4af6010a488f&gad_source=1
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