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The University

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  1. liquid smoke and a microwave. nobody will notice the difference.
  2. bandera is full of a buncha uppity bitches. that's all i got.
  3. section 8, row 14? pretty sure that's where a murder occured in '16. make sure you understand the unwritten stand/sit precepts.
  4. oh dear god, what was that miley cyrus shit? i had to cleanse my mind with san junipero after watching her.
  5. paging @aggypedia...please come to the burnt orange courtesy phone.
  6. that's badass. how do i become a citizen of your country?
  7. ^ enough said
  8. you're gonna need a bigger boat
  9. hah. fuck no. just b/c a kid figures out he can twiddle his diddle doesn't make that era idyllic.
  10. fucking undefeated
  11. district looks good, but $52 for their ribeye? that better be a damn good ribeye.
  12. the biggest outcome of this will be next gen porn.
  13. audit? aggy never lie, cheat, or steal!
  14. fucking hilarious. makes you wonder how many ou sucks choads request a casket or tombstone with inverted horns.
  15. for the time being, their smartphone business is fucked.
  16. there are absolutely no surprises in that photo
  17. it was a matter of time, but this sucks if you own one. Huawei has immediately lost access to Android and Google https://www.androidauthority.com/huawei-loses-access-to-google-android-987873/
  18. i had a lot of good luck with a 4runner in the past. sure, some cosmetic stuff will happen over time, but damn that was a reliable and tough car.
  19. based on your username, i'm assuming you have a lot of pomeranians. if i had to guess, you could probably fit close to a dozen in a honda fit.
  20. unopened aggy meal kits? chicken jizzprese? shrimp jizzampi? bacon, lettuce, and jizzard?
  21. anything less than nine nines makes me surly. and if you need any c64 parts, let me know.
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