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The University

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  1. that twitter thread is an a+ example of aggy delusion and why you should never encourage your kid to go there.
  2. jfc herbstreit is such a gotdam hypocritical pussy. fuck him.
  3. in wargames, wopr tries to crack the code to override the launch sequence. however, joshua cracks it in about 10-15 minutes. some of you math nerds can correct me if i'm wrong, but that means that there are (26^6)*(10^4) or over 3 trillion combinations/codes. even if joshua was guessing 10 combinations every second, it would have taken him about 10,000 years to guess the right launch code. i don't know what kind of power the department of defense had in 1983, but my 1 mhz 6502 apple ii could barely run stickybear bop without driving me crazy. oh, and this is surly, so...
  4. john jay college sounds like where you would go to master the asian massage technique.
  5. damn flux capacitors
  6. no idea... right. that's one kinky bird.
  7. we bought a kenmore elite about 5 years ago, and the only problem we had was with the drain pump. easy fix. it's probably a rebranded lg. very silent and was a few hundred less than a smaller capacity bosch. will it last 20 years? we'll never know since the wife will probably want to redo the kitchen yet again.
  8. if the horns lose to the sooners by 1 or 2 points, there ain't any room in my head for moral victories. it simply sucks and i hate it. i don't care how highly ranked those toothless cousin fucking assholes might be and guarantee that sooners feel the same way. i'll never be able to comprehend the loser mindset of aggy. they're basically the garbage pail kids of the world that didn't even make the cut.
  9. jim bob cooter is one helluva name
  10. hahahahaha too funny. fuck ou.
  11. don't expect anything else from those dumbass losers. they are probably still convinced that mond will win the heisman. the only heisman experience he'll experience was at the traveling nissan heisman house.
  12. that patterson belly is full of shit tonight. 🤘
  13. caden f'ing sterns
  14. didn't know lucas had a kid playing for georgia.
  15. nah, that's good for a full ride at aggy
  16. spitting image, personality-wise at least, of a girl i briefly dated back on the 40 acres. i tried, but i couldn't handle that level of crazy. friended me awhile back and noticed she was already on her third husband. those poor dudes...
  17. aggy was in a paddle boat and bama was in a searay sundancer.
  18. *its'
  19. damn jettrink, you got your ass whooped.
  20. i don't see saban running up the score on jimbo. gotta keep the score close to keep pumping up all of those overrated sec teams for later on down the road.
  21. kirksville osteopath was bad to the bone that year.
  22. fucking corn bread, obviously and need more pics of the models if i'm gonna decide
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