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Braff Zacklin

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  1. Good to see Arkansas is still mired in the 1950s.
  2. Spotted Dan Campbell at the tables yesterday.
  3. That is not a drive that Zay Flowers is going to include in his portfolio.
  4. Lamar finally realized he has wide receivers.
  5. Kind of wish this thread didn't exist because Beard IS going to excel in Oxford and it's just going to be salt in our wounds every time Ole Miss does something good. Terribly unfair situation. Beard and his lady caught in a domestic scrape. She likely gets a sizable settlement to amend her statement. Beard walks and spends a couple of seasons in purgatory (not ideal for him but he's still going to make millions). And the University of Texas men's basketball team gets knocked back to the Dark Ages, i.e., UT gets the worst of it despite not doing anything wrong and, in the eyes of many, doing the right thing. Just fucking sucks.
  6. Ever thus to Lamar in the playoffs. He's electric and fun to watch, but his passing becomes a liability in the postseason. Hope he proves me wrong today, though, cuz I'm tired of Mahomes and KC going to the Super Bowl nearly every year.
  7. I'll be damned--Eric Andre advertising ice cream cones. Everybody's got a price, but one would've guessed he'd sell out to pitch Kraft Mac 'n' Cheese.
  8. I recall Mariota doing that in a playoff game versus the Chiefs back in 2018, I think, but the ball wasn't downfield like the play today.
  9. In this specific instance, Kerr has a point. It's LeBron and the Lakers--they are going to benefit from whistles more often than not.
  10. Haha it's cool. Embiid's a helluva player but I don't think he's got the minerals to get it done when it matters the most. I mostly just wanted an excuse to use that Malkovich gif.
  11. You actually had Embiid as your MVP to begin with?
  12. Fuck Bay- ... oops. Sorry. Habit. Fuck BYU.
  13. Borderline red on the uncalled foul prior to MacAllister jumping on the dude's back. Great run. Nice to see a guy fight to keep his feet instead of going to ground. So what would have been a foul and direct kick from distance became a straight red and a much closer kick (assuming it wasn't a PK because MacAllister initiated the contact outside of the 18-yard box.
  14. Hope he gets what he wants and stays healthy enough to play often.
  15. @Steel Shank, you see, hates the taste of grapefruit. So he needs a slug of clear, odorless and tasteless Hill Country vodka to warsh it down.
  16. I dunno, dude. I'm a simple man, and there are few things better than refried pintos mixed with Mexican rice rolled into a tortilla.
  17. That is an epically hilarious update.
  18. They haven't been able to script an Indy movie worth a damn in 30 years; what makes people think the game will be any better--nostalgia?
  19. Kawhi's been paid hundreds of millions of dollars to NOT play basketball; he doesn't need anyone standing up for him.
  20. Believe this man--he once drove clear to Georgia for a Diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper.
  21. These are the words of a true patriot. My name is Braff Zacklin and I support this message.
  22. How about a short stroll down memory lane for some of Chuck's best work:
  23. Dios mio, mang. Big 12 is brutal. Maybe Tang isn't as ready for prime time as I thought.
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