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Braff Zacklin

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  1. Well, your effort is unnecessary. There's no hope of Texas making the tournament, our season is done, and Terry has been an unmitigated disaster. The 'Horns wouldn't have a chance even if the game were 4 on 5. Y'all would win this with Mark Adams coaching, and even if said coach fucked his deceased brother's widow on the court before the game. (Incidentally, Tech didn't delete the Mark Adams page from its website; they just killed the link. I'm serious. His page is still accessible and it still says he's the head coach.)
  2. This again? You bastard, you did this before the conference opener and it worked like a charm. Why can't you share?
  3. Cannot believe that Jarrett Allen is only 25.
  4. As @BRLA said, thanks for all these updates. Lots of work on your part but saves everyone else a step. Wish T&F were more popular in the States.
  5. How much does a bag of burgers set you back these days, anyway?
  6. Will give worthless Internet rep for the next Surly traveler who kindly shares muffuletta pics. It doesn't have to be from Central Grocery, but I definitely wouldn't complain if it was.
  7. Starting to wonder if this team fucks. But I know, I know. It's WAY early.
  8. It's obviously somebody's sock. I could guess but won't.
  9. Holy shit! If you're Cal-Poly, you've gotta start wondering wtf you have to do to plate a run this series.
  10. Yeah, that's no ordinary Ranger. Looked like the Commando LTD trim, Ford's belated answer to the Chevy Silverado "RV from Hell" edition as featured in Tango & Cash.
  11. In other news, Pepi netted a goal in yesterday's blowout win. Think he was assisted by Tillman. Also, LdlT had an assist, A Aron the Younger and BaloGOL scored.
  12. Mix of good and bad, from what I'm reading: McKennie had two assists but dislocated his left shoulder. Here are the assists:
  13. Sir, this is Surly, not a Wendy's.
  14. I'm no RT hater, but that's not a flattering look.
  15. JT with a 2-out bomb!!! Vurrrrrrrrry nice.
  16. First pitch was definitely a ball outside. He's gotta learn to lay off the high cheese, though.
  17. If this game were in California, Powell might be having a word with the police after robbing the leadoff hitter of a double.
  18. I was in until she started talking.
  19. Only 78 pitches? They wouldn’t give him the 7th? That seems…odd. I know it’s early in the season but 6 innings when you’re dealing like that… Someone tell that young man that strikeouts are fascist. In all seriousness, pretty incredible statline. What's his story? Is he the second coming of Stephen Strasburg?
  20. Does it say something negative about me that I understood her perfectly well?
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