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Braff Zacklin

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  1. And he starts the next inning by granting an interview.
  2. Can I just wax effusive for a moment on Texas baseball commentators? Regardless of who's on the call, they are always knowledgeable and willing to give credit to opponents where it's due (without sounding forced or overjoyed like Galindo). Case in point, Randall rings up out No.2 on a called strike that just grazed the plate. Beautiful pitch. And our guy (I think it was Moreland, not Swindell) was quick to praise him for it. Just glad we have professionals in the booth instead of homers. Enhances the listening/viewing experience, imo.
  3. Turned the game on, first pitch was a base rip RBI for Texas. You're welcome.
  4. Supposedly, it's about as shitty as one would expect from Ubisoft these days.
  5. Technically, the acorn came out unscathed despite having two full magazines emptied in its general direction. Meanwhile, the cop was forced to resign in disgrace and (probably) very nearly had a heart attack from the initial scare. Advantage: acorn.
  6. Were the three people ahead of Wemby 19/20 years old in their first season?
  7. That is obviously a chock ... or, in the parlance of our times, a blarge.
  8. You can't. The mental imagery of a nappy-headed and defensively unsound Trae Young sodomizing Kermit the Frog whilst the "angry amphibian" calmly sips his cup o' tea is forever burned into your psyche. I suggest art therapy. Maybe take up watercolor or pastels. Even so, it's going to be a long road to recovery.
  9. From the comments: "Dude, it was just an acorn." "That's nuts!" Seriously, though, both the deputy and the sergeant emptied their clips into the police vehicle, which apparently had a person inside it. By some miracle, that person was uninjured. No biggie. Dipshit will just move on to some other LE agency.
  10. I don't think the threat of invasion from Russia carries the weight that it did, say, prior to February of 2022.
  11. Hill Country CFS is absolutely a localized adaptation of Jägerschnitzel.
  12. I think we're 1-4 at home so far in conference play, so I wouldn't consider any future losses at Moody to be a surprise.
  13. Money's on Jarrett, all day, every day. That shove from Simmons is the most effort he's put into anything in the past 10 years.
  14. Would love to see this applied to time-wasting "injuries." Oh, you're hurt so bad you need the magic spray and a stretcher? OK, your team will just play at least 10 minutes short-handed. Only then--or unless you're subbed--will I wave you back on. All the bullshit would end OVERNIGHT.
  15. Umm, you do sound a bit sketchy. He has to drive super slowly--kids couldn't get any ice cream otherwise.
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