Everything posted by Colonel Sanders
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Bama fans and SEC lurkers I say this was respect
I want to see a video of Bama man raging against his television at the end of his Longhorn game watch party. I know it's gotta be out there somewhere.
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Bout to watch the game again. Kind of drunk, so not sure how far I'll make it. Who the fuck cares, Hook'em. Fuck Bama.
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ESPN GAME DAY
For me College GameDay is kind of like the NFL draft. I'm excited to watch it, but within 5 minutes I find myself switching the channel.
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Week 2: Texas @ Bama score prediction
Texas 42 Alabama 17 Bama 325 yards
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Good morning, fellow assholes. It’s Friday . . .
They run from northern GA to just west of DC.
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Good morning, fellow assholes. It’s Friday . . .
From the Blue Ridge Mountains in Central VA. TEXAS!!!
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
There are five grades of beef below select.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I asked chatgpt to write a real men of genius song using an article on the listeater. I added the portly. [Sound of upbeat music] Announcer: Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius! Singer: Real Men of Genius! Announcer: Today, we salute you, Miss Portly Paper Eater! Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater! Announcer: In a world of ticket line chaos, you boldly stepped up to the plate with an appetite for more than just the game. Singer: Paper, doughnuts, and football! Announcer: Armed with determination and a hunger for justice, you devoured the list of the chosen few, making your mark on Aggie history. Singer: Chomping lists with style! Announcer: While others waited patiently, you seized the opportunity, munching away like a true champion. Singer: Munch, munch, munch! Announcer: People screamed in disbelief, but you remained unfazed, proving that you're not just some ordinary list-eater. Singer: List-eater extraordinaire! Announcer: You had the guts to stand up for what you wanted, and for that, we salute you. Singer: Salute, salute, salute! Announcer: So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh mistress of munching, because when it comes to taking a bite out of life, you're a true Aggie legend. Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater! [Sound of crowd cheering] Announcer: Bud Light beer and Anheuser-Busch, College Station, Texas.
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
- 2023 NCAA Super Regionals Thread
What's up with the dudes all going shirtless? Is that a thing there?- 2023 NCAA Regionals Thread
- USAA lost 1.3 billion dollars last year
I used to have USAA for pretty much everything, banking, credit cards, insursance, investments. Hell, I even bought my wife's engagement ring from them when they had that service. However, over the past decade I've divested myself from almost all of their products. Now I just have a checking account. I think some of that was my perception that their customer service was becoming worse, but most of it was they we're more expensive or I could get better benefits elsewhere. It sucks becasuse it was nice and easy to have everything in one place.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I thought it was "when will you learn? When will you learn? That your actions have consequences!" Anyone know the context of that shrill?- Stanley Cup Playoffs discussion thread — 2023 edition
God I miss Doc Emrick. This crew is so boring to listen to.- Texas vs Xavier- Sweet 16- tonight, 8:45 on CBS
I'm not sure if it's the whiskey, the game, or my head injury, but I have a serious priaprism.- Big 12 Basketball '22-'23 (fuck Baylor)
Watching games on TCU's court is such a beating visually.- Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
Yeah, but who did she here it from?- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Maybe the Norwegians were paying with Iranian Rial, which using the real exchange rate comes out to about $3,700. Take out the wealth transfer fees and whatnot and it's in the $92.38 ballpark.- Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
Every ruling on the field is not in our favor. Makes a big hill to climb on replay- Texas at kansas - 2:30pm on FS1
All longhorn fans now- Texas at kansas - 2:30pm on FS1
- Happy Friday, assholes, I do believe we have a game tomorrow . . .
- Ride and shine, assholes, it’s another Friday before Game Day . . .
Walking the dog in the remnants of hurricane Nicole. FIGHT!- Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
Seems like a play we'd run on 4th and 2- Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
Enough with the breaking news already Fox - 2023 NCAA Super Regionals Thread
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