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Covri

Certifiably Surly
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  1. I also choose Slorch's mom.
  2. Going to need a ruling, can I call all "Texas morons" "aggy" instead even if they are not actual aggy or is that offensive to Texas morons?
  3. This is my question too, because I'm pretty sure I'd eat a fried piece of cardboard if it was drenched in their Cajun sauce and dipped in their blue cheese lol. The chicken sandwich doesn't even look impressive in their pictures closer to value menu chicken sandwiches versus the premium ones.
  4. 30 days since Trumps gold leaf shit box got raided by the FBI and nothing has happened. Oh wait something did happen, he got one of his judge appointments to grant him special privileges. Shocker!
  5. TwiceHorn keeps telling us to wait and see and argues in good faith based on his interpretations of the law and doesn't want to give into that Trump has never been held accountable to any law and won't be held to any standards or precedent that has been set regardless. And even if the DOJ or anyone else makes it through all the bullshit ways the law can be delayed/interpreted and manages to bring ol' Donny to justice he'll still avoid any actually consequences of his actions (or his supporters) and nobody will give a shit either way.
  6. My wife came home from dropping the boy off and said she forgot he was supposed to wear maroon today in honor of the Uvalde kids and felt bad. And my first response was does he even own anything maroon? Second was, what's the point? So the people who won't make any changes to gun control laws or leadership in Texas can feel like they did something? It's basically a Facebook profile picture filter. Useless.
  7. People that don't hug the curb when parking on an end spot like do make me irrationally surly. Even worse when it's a right curb so you know they have to open their door towards your vehicle to get in. All that wasted space...
  8. It might have been grayscale I dunno he just looked worse I thought than even the previous episodes implied. I also get the 1 vs 100 talk being a bit over the top but it's clearly there to set Daemon up as the bad ass who went medieval John Wick on the crabfeeder versus his brother the king who took three tries to kill a held down buck.
  9. I say "look kids Big Ben Parliment" anytime we road trip anywhere completely out of context. Kids don't get it yet, but the wife laughs.
  10. Crab fucker was clearly a half burned feeble fucking dude, you wanted to see a fight play out with him? It was actually cooler Daemon ran in the cave and came back out with a part of his upper body only.
  11. I'd take a team of all RoJos at every position. We'd go 15-0
  12. Man I was just joking with you back, wasn't even sure why you took shots at me other than just joking around lol. Anyways Derka > Rex 😂
  13. Rex Kramer, Dr Beeper, and Porterhouse walk into a bar. Bartender says why the long face? He responds my wife is fucking a horse.
  14. Honestly that might be the worst thing ever. Can you even imagine how many posts <insert name> would get only to them? Might crash the servers lol
  15. Add a Kraft single to it once it's done and all your instant ramen will be taken up to an 11
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