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Hefeweizen

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  1. You were right and OP completely wrong. You get an NFT of your choice.
  2. Hell if this is the outcome give free passes to the muni golf course out on Election Day.
  3. To be fair, who isn’t exhausted after 18 holes and needs their CPAP and oxygen tank!
  4. Your dog breed sucks, and you seem like a stupid sock.
  5. First and last series post on this. Mainly people who pray and believe in a god are ones who need to do so. I’m perfectly fine not knowing what will happen once I’m worm food, or what caused the Big Bang, or why my son got cancer at age 5. I know a lot of my friends prayed for him. I also know that even if it didn’t change anything I appreciated it, deeply. But I despise organized religion, especially the prosperity gospel scam artists. And churches should pay tax on their property and income, period.
  6. Texas lack of prowess in football since VY and Colt has destroyed my faith.
  7. About to hit 30 lbs down myself after about 4 months. When I get below 250 that will be my lowest weight since I was injured my senior year in college (I was about 235 to 240 with very little body fat). I think I’ll try to stay with it and see where my “lean” weight would be but even as a freshman in college I was over 210, so I really doubt anything below 230 would be realistic. Everything feels better, and my knees are loving it.
  8. Don’t want to jinx it but IBRX seems to be in a mini short squeeze right now…
  9. To use an aggyism, they’re the worst 5-3 team in the country.
  10. I felt like our defense was never going to let those fuckers score. Sweat and the line has tons of penetration on their o line and their QB sucks.
  11. You may want to turn off the computer and head outside. You’re fucking nuts.
  12. This. Fucking pussies about a 7-1 record which is going to the championship to slap that sooner ass around.
  13. They’ve been the reason we’re winning. They owned BYU today, especially big Sweat.
  14. I’m kind of gruntled at the bitching over b the going on forth and short. Maybe against a decent opponent it’s the right call to take the points but our OL hasn’t been good enough. Especially in pass protection, they’ve been pretty uneven.
  15. Unless it is. You seem miserable watching this team.
  16. Maybe Sark will kick a field goal on first down! Bet no one expects that.
  17. It’s basically like being in a war zone out here. A war with my wallet!
  18. I was in SF a couple of weeks ago and managed to survive so this hits close to home.
  19. Hefeweizen

    Colonoscopy

    It sucked. I guess the good news is that it looks like 10 years till the next one. I peed from my butt a lot. Didn’t really have much of an appetite afterward. Just tired as hell.
  20. Hefeweizen

    Colonoscopy

    Checking in. Getting ready for my first anal tomorrow. My mix is Suprep and my wife said it may be the most disgusting thing she’s ever had to drink. No one said anything about Vaseline though, so I guess no lube for me. Wish me luck.
  21. My stonk account is about half a percent of my net worth. It may have been as high as 1 percent during early covid times when I was bored and doing better with my bets.
  22. It’s University of Holding. Because they didn’t call it on the Uof H line once.
  23. Absolutely. It’s a freight train coming down the tracks and outside of the big cities no one has done Jack shit to address it. The stupid Simsboro well fields to bring water back west to the Austin San Antonio area are a symptom of the stupid planning. There needs to be a huge emphasis on reuse and instead we’re all grabbing our fiddles.
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