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troph

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  1. stay away from the cum sock though, dat shit is nasty.
  2. could be true though not sure which one of those guys is titty-licious and packing heat. only difference is 80% of y'all wouldn't run off in fear. that kinda shit isn't popular on porn hub for no reason.
  3. “People not named me”, says errybody
  4. I could probably kill two birds with one stone on the volleyball thing, if I can get my wife interested in "sports ball" .... as she calls it. damn I sure know how to pick them. I agree and think this may be the best texas defense of my lifetime. I vaguely remember how stifling the '83 team was at 9.5 points per game, last year was 15.3 points per game in a different era of football. '05 was great (16.4 ppg) but I don't think it will stand up to this defense when the season is over. 2025 probably going to go down as the best front seven of all time imo.
  5. You must be a poor or a stingy rat bastard that won’t give up $3.50 for you daily habit Edit - being a number one jerkwad asshole makes me feel bad. I was joking. we do expect a report back on what’s in the celebration pack…
  6. I’m officially frustrated. I either need to get laid or watch a Texas football game. Maybe both but let’s be honest at 50 I can probably only handle one or the other and 3 hours of football sounds more exotic and enticing at this point in the cycle.
  7. Start with the next time you are privileged with a slice of bacon out a dab of peanut butter on it and it’ll just take off from there
  8. If forced to because of a lingering hamstring issue, yeah I would think so too.
  9. Damn dude you’re going to town. We are in left over mode today.
  10. Thank god for progress now we can watch the hunting wives on Netflix without squinting!
  11. This isn’t going to end well y’all know that right? Maxwell probably gets a pardon for testifying against some high profile Dems and libs and yeah no, never saw Trump or republicans do anything untoward. It’s like this is going in slow motion, kind of like how the game slows down for MJ or something. A mile away, they will lap it up like a dog and ignore every undeniable aspect of the rouse. Game set match. Trump wins, again.
  12. Geocities for the mother fucking win…. Sign my guestbook !!!
  13. and guests over...
  14. Solid 8 hours of sleep, then breakfast? Exhausting. Time for an early morning nap…
  15. That cross body throw is a signature of his, even looked like the WR knew that was the ad lib move and halted and stepped back while every other offensive and defensive player - including QE - continued to slide to the boundary. fun to watch. idgaf.
  16. Fancy tostadas … fancy mezcal and coconut cocktails. I helped and made drinks but @Ramblyn gets all the credit… truffle street corn with dill foam, chili ahi tuna with micro greens, radish, avocado and short ribs, provolone and fried onion strips. Some refried beans thrown in on the corn and short ribs for good measure.
  17. I think this board has football blue balls.
  18. You know you wanna watch.
  19. I don’t know the deets but I was aware of the significant advancements in these reconstructive techniques, still traumatized tho.
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