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CooterBrown

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  1. Picked up a bag of these at Central Market and ate the whole goddamn bag in one day. They’re made with the dark russets, are extremely crispy, and are the tastiest chip I’ve had in a long time.
  2. Many of the neighborhoods are also mostly short term rentals for the theme parks. We rented a house in one and it was fucking weird. Maybe 10% of the homes were occupied. There was a huge elementary school right outside of it and it looked to have been built based on the development lot count and not the number of actual residents. It probably was operating at the same capacity as the subdivision.
  3. Lil Heathen Brown: “There’s no school next Friday. It’s Happy Friday.” Me: “What’s Happy Friday?” LHB: “Betty said it’s the day we celebrate killing Jesus.”
  4. We have to wait 8 more years since my wife works for the state. For better or worse that coincides with our youngest graduating. Assuming schools still exist at that point.
  5. Every adult male has a military rifle as part of the national militia but all ammo is stored at police stations and would be distributed from there if there was a mobilization. There’s no private possession of ammunition.
  6. No it doesn’t. Their polling shows them Texans will allow them to get away with it with no consequences.
  7. This was good. Probably my 2nd favorite after the OG. The gunfight in Paris is the best gunfight to ever be put on the screen.
  8. What’s funny is that the state already limits the number of special ed kids in a school to 8% of the student average daily attendance. Every kid over that number can already get fucked. The state doesn’t give a shit about them.
  9. Frosted Mini Wheats FTMFW. It’s the only cereal that’ll fill you up and have you shitting regular.
  10. I thought counties already can’t set lot size minimums for development. Counties do place a minimum distance allowed between driveway cuts and a minimum lot size for water well permits. Neither of which is technically a lot size regulation for development.
  11. I’d take her to pound town first but the British Museum is next on the list.
  12. When Texas admits it fucked up education, it’ll be a multiple generation recovery effort. Good luck to any of y’all’s kids and grandkids stupid enough to hang around for it.
  13. I write one a month for my kid’s guitar lesson. The instructor is ashamed the owner still only accepts checks.
  14. Fattie said his net worth has dropped 95% since Biden took office. I don’t know who to believe, reality or orange god worshipping cunt.
  15. Zach Snyder pitched a dark Star Wars film a decade ago that Lucasfilm passed on so he turned it into a standalone movie coming to Netflix in December. https://www.gamesradar.com/rebel-moon-extended-r-rated-cut-zack-snyder/
  16. It’s probably because every hipster, musician, and the like is moving to Lockhart and Bastrop to be close to Austin but to avoid Austin prices. If that’s your crowd, you’re probably taking a long hard look at those towns.
  17. I was told no one could afford California and everyone was leaving.
  18. Right after they make him spread his cheeks and shine a flashlight up his taint.
  19. Why did they have to specify her female genitals? Does she have both?
  20. Gravy SEALS are organizing a rescue mission. Bringing God his ambrosia.
  21. I guarantee minority and dem voters will conveniently have their confirmation postcard lost in the mail and get purged.
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