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  1. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/they-lied-us-mom-says-police-deceived-her-get-her-n1140696?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma
  2. to the devil himself to get rid of 'em. I get F'n cramps in my neck, back, hands and of course legs/feet. Who has a voodoo doctor or shaman on call? I eat so many bananas you'd think we buy 'em for the zoo. Magnesium pellets (to big to be a pill) no worky either. Yes, I think I drink enough water probably 5-6 bottles a day. Anyone got a cure?
  3. Yeah yeah political morning talk shows... not a regular watcher but caught the past several weeks of Meet The Press and this woman is in over her head and has no business hosting this show. Her guest walk all over her. She cant stand up for her questioning, lets guest steer the debate to where she ends up just sitting there looking like stooge. Maybe this is by design but for the longest running show on tv, she's an embarrassment /grumpy morning rant
  4. High school teacher accused of shooting, killing ex-husband's girlfriend Police have arrested a woman who they say shot and killed her ex-husband's girlfriend while delivering medicine to her young children. Police say both children witnessed the killing and the chaos. Chelsea Watrous Cook, 32, of Herriman, was booked into the Salt Lake County Jail Sunday for investigation of aggravated murder in the death of Lisa Vilate Williams, 26. Cook is a health and yoga teacher at Skyridge High School in Lehi, according to the school's website and Cook's Facebook page. By midmorning Monday, Cook's profile had been removed from the high school's website. A spokesman for the Alpine School District said Cook was immediately fired. The tragic incident unfolded just before 7 p.m. Sunday when Cook went to an apartment at 7690 S. Center Square to drop off cold medicine to one of her children. Cook went into the apartment while her ex-husband was in the parking lot. "(Cook) was told to leave the apartment, but she refused to listen. (She) remained unlawfully inside of the apartment during this time. (She) then locked herself in the bathroom while (she) was on the phone with the 911 operator," a Salt Lake County Jail report states. Cook then came out of the bathroom, walked to her coat, grabbed a handgun and fired three to five rounds at Williams, according to the report. The ex-husband, who had by that point come back into the apartment, grabbed the gun from Cook and attempted to give first aid to his girlfriend, police say. "(Cook) then walked over to their children and sat on the recliner chair," the report states. When Cook got up to get her coat and leave, her ex-husband pinned her against a wall until officers arrived. Williams was shot at least twice in the torso, according to police. She died from her injuries at a local hospital a short time later. The couple's twins, both 3, were "present during the entire ordeal," the report states. https://www.ksl.com/article/46435283/high-school-teacher-accused-of-shooting-killing-ex-husbands-girlfriend-in-midvale
  5. 30 year old Brazilian woman celebrating her team's World Cup win falls on wine glass & slices jugular: https://www.thesun.co.uk/world-cup-2018/6657677/brazil-football-fan-dies-celebrating-world-cup-2018-serbia-victory/ Damn.....
  6. https://nypost.com/2023/03/08/lunch-lady-accused-of-grooming-connecticut-student-for-months-on-social-media/ A married Connecticut lunch lady has been accused of grooming a 14-year-old boy for months over social media before sexually assaulting him in her SUV. Police launched their investigation into Andie Rosafort, 31, after administrators at New Fairfield High School reported learning of a possible inappropriate relationship between an employee and a student, Connecticut State Police said.
  7. 15 years ago today Mike Patrick asked one of the greatest questions during a college football game of all time. Also the same day as the "I'm a man" rant. What a season.
  8. https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/26/us/kansas-city-fans-deaths-freeze-cec/index.html What a weird story, three 30 something year old dudes just up and dead in a back yard after taking in a football game. No obvious signs of foul play. It was cold but not that cold and how likely is it all three just up and die of hypothermia on that short a timeline. One to follow for sure.
  9. Love has won. https://www.ozarksfirst.com/local-news/cult-leader-found-mummified-wrapped-in-christmas-lights-in-colorado-home-7-arrested/ SAGUACHE COUNTY, Colo. (KDVR) — Seven people with suspected ties to the “Love Has Won” cult are facing charges after the body of the religious group’s leader was found at a home in Colorado. Amy Carlson, 45, who was known as “Mother God” by her followers, was found dead in a home in the small, rural town of Moffat on Wednesday, April 28, according to arrest affidavits for the suspects, who are each charged with abuse of a corpse. The remains were found in a back bedroom lying on a bed wrapped in what appeared to be a sleeping bag. What appeared to be glitter-type makeup was found around the woman’s eyes. The body was decorated with Christmas tree lights and “appeared to be set up in some type of shrine,” the warrant said.
  10. Florida, of course. https://www.whio.com/news/national/florida-woman-danced-naked-outside-waffle-house-licked-employee-face-deputies-say/XfcLG36bai3rOOMpss75LJ/
  11. https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/woman-caught-breastfeeding-her-hairless-cat-on-a-delta-flight/?sr_share=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook A woman who took a Delta flight recently wasn’t kitten around when she whipped out her breasts and started feeding her hairless cat. The unidentified female flew from Syracuse, NY, to Atlanta, GA, where she was caught breastfeeding her feline on the plane. A flight attendant told her repeatedly to stop and put her cat back in its cage, however, the woman refused. A message was sent through the Aircraft Communications Addressing and Reporting System (ACARS) to alert Delta crew in Atlanta that a passenger in seat 13A “is breastfeeding a cat and will not put cat back in its carrier when [flight attendant] requested.” A photo of the message board was found on Reddit and was posted on Twitter by author Rick Wilson.
  12. My dear sweet mother-in-law passed this afternoon after fighting this wicked disease for the past 5-6 years. I feel relief for her soul to no longer being tormented by losing the relationships she so elegantly engaged throughout her lifetime. I know that she is no longer cursed to the abject loneliness she must have felt, even though loved ones and friends were constantly around. I have missed her dearly during this time, as we had a fantastic relationship with long talks and just good, good things. My wife no longer has to endure watching her mother suffer this wretched mental state while the body continues to fight to thrive. Her legacy is one of grace, creativity, and making others' lives better through education. She's one of the most beautiful people I have ever known. You are free now. Rejoice, you beautiful lady...
  13. Lupe Valdez may be the worst candidate I have ever seen. She favors gun control but cannot account for the firearm that was issued to her when she was Dallas County Sheriff. This has to be some sort of cosmic joke, right? https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2018-elections/2018/08/16/lupe-valdez-says-gun-misplaced-transition-accepts-blame
  14. Jesus Oklahoma is Fucked Up. I just can't even. https://www.local10.com/news/national/mom-who-once-married-son-arrested-for-marrying-daughter
  15. grandparents of the girl on the left, mom on the right. the killer was shot to death by the cops.
  16. I guess she was expecting APD to perform the autopsy and not find anything wrong. https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/woman-found-lookalike-and-killed-her-to-fake-own-death-prosecutors/# German woman is accused of murdering a lookalike she found on Instagram in an elaborate attempt to fake her own death. The alleged perpetrator — identified only as 23-year-old Sharaban K. — killed beauty blogger Khadidja O., also 23, in Ingolstadt, Germany last August, according to investigators. Khadidja O. had been brutally stabbed more than 50 times, with her body left on the back seat of Sharaban K.’s Mercedes. Sharaban K. and an accomplice — identified as her boyfriend Sheqir K.— subsequently went into hiding. When the body was found, police traced the car’s registration to Sharaban K.’s family. Given the corpse had been disfigured, investigators assumed that she was the victim. However, a subsequent autopsy report uncovered that the actual victim was Khadidja O., prompting an investigation into the bizarre case dubbed “the doppelganger murder” by German media. This week, police charged Sharaban K. with murder, with prosecutors saying she trawled Instagram in a bid to find a victim who matched her physical appearance. “It has been confirmed that the accused had contacted several women via Instagram before the act who seemed to look similar to her,” Attorney General Veronika Grieser told local publication, Bild. “It can be assumed that the suspect wanted to go into hiding, due to internal disputes with her family, and fake her own death.” According to investigators, Sharaban K. connected with beauty blogger Khadidja O. via Instagram sometime last summer, sending her messages about cosmetics. She purportedly enticed the victim into meeting up by offering her a set of beauty products. On the day of the crime, Sharaban K. told her parents that she was going to visit her ex-husband in Munich. Instead, she and her boyfriend Sheqir K. allegedly picked up Khadidja O. in a Mercedes. At some point, investigators believe they turned off into a forest where Khadidja O. was stabbed more than 50 times. The injuries to her face were so severe that she was rendered unrecognizable. Sharaban K. and Sheqir K. then allegedly parked the Mercedes in a place where it would be easily discoverable, leaving the body in the backseat. Investigators believe Khadidja O. was stabbed in a forest outside Ingolstadt. Her body was placed in the backseat of Sharaban K’s car. dpa/picture alliance via Getty I Police were baffled after learning that the victim was not Sharaban K. as initially suspected. They subsequently looked into her social media correspondences, finding that she had connected with multiple look-a-likes. They formed the theory that she had murdered one of the women in a wild bid to fake her own death. Sharaban K. was subsequently tracked down and arrested. This week, she was officially charged with murder and faces life in prison if found guilty of the gruesome crime. Sheqir K. has also been charged as an accomplice and is similarly facing jail time. Khadidja O. was stabbed more than 50 times. The injuries to her face were so severe that she was rendered unrecognizable. Police spokesman Andreas Aichele told Bild: “The murder weapon has still not been found but the burden of proof is overwhelming.” “The victim was killed with more than 50 stab wounds and her face was badly injured. That was brutal in the extreme,” he added. “It was an extraordinary case that required all the investigators’ skills. We don’t have a case like this every day, especially with such a spectacular twist. On the day we found the body, we did not expect it to develop like this.” Crazy bitch (left), victim (right)
  17. this woman who insist she be called "Doctor Coker" - from having received a doctorate in counseling psychology from a for-profit "argosy university" that got shut down 3 years ago - seems like a real piece of work. she counsels people for a living. lmao.
  18. https://www.rollingstone.com/pro/news/stevie-nicks-fleetwood-mac-catalog-primary-wave-1098850/ I wonder if other musicians will follow suit: I'm thinking David Crosby. It's widely-known that he's broke. He's written some terrific songs. They have to be worth something to an investor like this.
  19. Police want to identify a woman they say is badgering college women to date her single son. The Baltimore Sun reports that a woman in her mid-50s has been visiting the campus of Towson University in Maryland pestering female students. The mom reportedly approaches her victims, shows them a photo of her eligible son and asks if they are interested in dating him. Police say the mom entered two on-campus buildings on three separate dates to play Cupid. The Towson Police Department shared an email with Yahoo Lifestyle from Chief Charles Herring that alerts the community to the mother’s actions. “The Towson University Police Department is investigating three related incidents occurring in the Cook Library and Center for the Arts buildings on February 6 and 7,” read the email. “Students have reported being approached by an older female who attempted to show them a picture on her cellphone and ask if they were interested in dating her son. The subject of interest is described as a female, appearing to be in her 50s, with glasses, wearing blue jeans and a striped long-sleeve shirt with red trim along the bottom, a multicolored scarf, brown shoes and carrying a dark-colored coat.” A police spokesperson tells Yahoo Lifestyle that, for now, the mother is not suspected of committing a crime; they just want her to stop. So might her son. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/police-searching-mother-whos-allegedly-harassing-college-women-date-son-190612490.html
  20. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woman-carrie-costume-totals-car-terrifies-first-responders-n1074676 She said she warned a 911 dispatcher that when police and medics arrived, she would look more mangled than she actually was. "I said to the responder that I am in full Halloween makeup and don't want them to be frightened," she said. But the memo wasn't relayed. Wolfe wrote in a now-viral tweet that "everyone who was a first responder thought I was dead," adding an apology in all caps. She said an additional officer who showed up later while she was "making conversation with people" came over to the group imploring, "I hate to interrupt but don’t you guys think she needs medical assistance?”
  21. redhead? His sister bailed him out. Had to be very awkward. http://www.newser.com/story/261176/machete-wielding-woman-forced-ex-to-have-sex-cops.html Woman Wielding Machete Forced Ex to Have Sex: Cops Samantha Ray Mears allegedly entered house while ex was out, then accosted him (NEWSER) – A 19-year-old Montana woman was arrested Friday after allegedly lying in wait for her ex-boyfriend with a machete and forcing him to have sex with her. The alleged victim, who had reportedly been in a relationship with Samantha Ray Mears for seven years before they broke up, told police he came home Friday night and Mears came out from behind his bedroom door holding a machete, which she then placed to his neck as she ordered him to take off his clothes, the Great Falls Tribune reports. She allegedly took off her own pants and forced him to have intercourse with her, continuing to hold on to the machete the whole time, KRTVreports. When he tried to push her off him, she allegedly bit his arm and continued attempting to have sex despite him telling her to stop, KFBB reports. They then started arguing, the man says, and Mears allegedly pulled some trim off the wall and peed on the bed. The alleged victim was able to take pictures of Mears sitting naked on the bed wielding the machete, which he provided to police. Finally, he was able to call 911 and pretend to be talking to a friend so Mears wouldn't know he'd called police; he and his sister, who had arrived home during the ordeal, escaped the house just as police got there. Mears, who was also charged with felony strangulation against the same man in April, now faces six new charges, including assault, burglary, and more.
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