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1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

Surprise, surprise.  Little Jimmy is a liar. Bottom left, buddy.

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Jimmy negs people that upset him all the time. It’s ok. 

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2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Well she did get more votes...

She just ran out of electoral votes. You didn’t squeeze enough.  

3 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

Don't know about the guy you were responding to, but I could care less if Trump says stupid stuff on Twitter or elsewhere.  Fallen though?  I'm better off today than I was 3 years ago, if for no other reason than I've saved on my taxes and I'm getting bonuses at my job that previously weren't there.  As a middle class man with a special needs child and a tight budget, I can appreciate that.  Otherwise my life hasn't really changed between either regime...although my medical deductible went through the roof after ObamaCare and neither party has done jack shit to stop that bleeding.   

You sound like a straight up normal American citizen! Trump gave you a bonus at your job? Damn no wonder you support that orange fuckhead! That’s fantastic!  That Obama was really evil though. He must have really fucked you over with your deductible and all. Good thing the republicans passed a law fixing that problem. That dead asshole McCain tried to sabatoge it but trump rode in on his horse and saved the motherfucking day! Repealed and replaced MOFO!  MAGAGAAGAGA!

Just now, GRHorn said:

Jimmy negs people that upset him all the time. It’s ok. 

Yes he does.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Little Jimmy and his one inch pecker negs all the time.  He’s a pathetic loser.  This echo chamber is his life.  

Lol yes. Poor guy. His main recourse. 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

You sound like a straight up normal American citizen! Trump gave you a bonus at your job? Damn no wonder you support that orange fuckhead! That’s fantastic!  That Obama was really evil though. He must have really fucked you over with your deductible and all. Good thing the republicans passed a law fixing that problem. That dead asshole McCain tried to sabatoge it but trump rode in on his horse and saved the motherfucking day! Repealed and replaced MOFO!  MAGAGAAGAGA!

You are so, so mad tonight.  

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Gonna be awesome when the 2016 election gets overturned on Monday and Hillary is sworn in because that’s what everyone is expecting.

To be fair, you’re both shitty posters.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Gonna be awesome when the 2016 election gets overturned on Monday and Hillary is sworn in because that’s what everyone is expecting.

Is that what your sources are telling you????

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Tell me. What did I say about the 2016 election?

Be specific.

 

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Just now, GRHorn said:

Is that what your sources are telling you????

No I’m trolling 

Just now, David Dennison said:

 

You tell us?  I’m not going back to Shaggy.  But I certainly don’t recall you predicting Trump would win.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

You tell us?  I’m not going back to Shaggy.  But I certainly don’t recall you predicting Trump would win.  

Gee, I wonder why.

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

You tell us?  I’m not going back to Shaggy.  But I certainly don’t recall you predicting Trump would win.  

I don’t remember Denny from Shag. It was right wing over there. Then I checked it out over here and it was a 180. Mind was blown 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Gee, I wonder why.

You have a different sock back then?

19 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

It's time to investigate the investigation!! 

You might just get your wish here. Now that we have a real Attorney General. There are a lot of questions about FISA warrants obtained by false or misleading evidence. Also, the whole unmasking of US citizens caught in NSA bugging operations for political purposes.

Now that the Mueller Report has come down there will be a lot of people scurrying for darkness again.

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Yes he does.  

I've got roughly 30 from him. Badge of honor.

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

No I’m trolling 

Bro, I'd have a beer with you any day. But no, you're not.

Just now, GRHorn said:

I don’t remember Denny from Shag. It was right wing over there. Then I checked it out over here and it was a 180. Mind was blown 

Yeah, Swam and his 42 socks didn't make it over here.

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I still hate how everyone thinks this was all about Trump.  

Trump is nothing compared to what Russia did without Trump.   

People can’t see that though because of the partisan goggles 

I'd argue some people are blinded by American "exceptionalism" and try to deflect most of the blame on a foreign country, when the most harmful actions are done by American politicians and officials at their own discretion. 

 

 

So many of you dip fucks claimed Trump was a Russian asset.  Those of you who did should be institutionalized and have your firearms confiscated.  You are insane.  

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, Swam and his 42 socks didn't make it over here.

Now we have Hugo and David and their multitude of socks.  

So many of you dip fucks claimed Trump was a Russian asset.  Those of you who did should be institutionalized and have your firearms confiscated.  You are insane.  


Da, komrade.


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Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Now we have Hugo and David and their multitude of socks.  

This has to be a bit. Or do really have a walnut brain?

Will this go down as the biggest temper tantrum of all time? Or just the biggest temper tantrum of the last 100 years?

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

So many of you dip fucks claimed Trump was a Russian asset.  Those of you who did should be institutionalized and have your firearms confiscated.  You are insane.  

Let me get this straight: you're advocating confiscation of your political adversaries' firearms.

That sounds like you hate America.

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Will this go down as the biggest temper tantrum of all time? Or just the biggest temper tantrum of the last 100 years?

The Tea Party has that on lock down.

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Everyone is going to have a chance to register their displeasure in November 2020.

A ton of information about Donald Trump will be forthcoming before we head to the polls.

If Donald Trump loses, I think it would be a pretty clear indication that the voters in this country think he should no longer be president.

Since you’re so plugged in, why don’t you tell us what this information is.

That dude Maddow was crying tonight.  I love it.  God help me I love it so. 

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2 minutes ago, Jim Tom Pinch said:

Since you’re so plugged in, why don’t you tell us what this information is.

You have to subscribe to his newsletter.  $9.95.  Get the real inside scoop. 

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

That dude Maddow was crying tonight.  I love it.  God help me I love it so. 

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OK now you're just trolling because that is not at all what was going on on Rachel Maddow's show. You didn't watch.

Just now, David Dennison said:

OK now you're just trolling because that is not at all what was going on on Rachel Maddow's show. You didn't watch.

I just saw zer tearing up.  

This temper tantrum may end up costing the dems the presidency in 2020.

2 hours ago, tjhooker said:

OK. Cool 

Hook 'Em! 🤘

Props cause even though I disagree with you on trump (but apperantly agree on everything else politically), it’s fucking maddening that everyone gets this quote wrong. 3.5 words and a few punctuations but no one quotes it correctly. I’ll add rep once I get some later this wknd

8 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Will this go down as the biggest temper tantrum of all time? Or just the biggest temper tantrum of the last 100 years?

This is a 366-page Left Wing circle jerk.

Just now, Jim Tom Pinch said:

This is a 366-page Left Wing circle jerk.

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Just now, tjhooker said:

Not anymore.  This porno had a horrible ending for them. 

It might!

Probably not.

But maybe!

1 minute ago, Thetexashammer said:

I learned a new word today. Anticipointment.

Did Mitt Romney teach you that word?

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Can we get a list of people who post here and believe Donald Trump colluded with Russia?

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Can we get a list of people who post here and believe Donald Trump colluded with Russia?

What about a list of people who have ever believed Trump was a “Russian asset” or “is compromised”?

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Can we get a list of people who post here and believe Donald Trump colluded with Russia?

I do. Absolutely.

Just now, GRHorn said:

What about a list of people who have ever believed Trump was a “Russian asset” or “is compromised”?

I believe the latter. Without question.

5 hours ago, Mojo Hand said:

CNN:   Mueller recommends no further indictments.

That's going to hurt the collusion truthers

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I believe the latter. Without question.

How so?

Just now, GRHorn said:

How so?

I think the Russians have intelligence on him and his family that could be used to blackmail any of them. I think our intelligence services know that, too. So do the intelligence services of other nations.

 

 

32 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

No I’m trolling 

No shit? Maybe DDD and bolverk and the [serious] thread police will re emerge.  Or maybe they won’t.  Such suspense. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I think the Russians have intelligence on him and his family that could be used to blackmail any of them. I think our intelligence services know that, too. So do the intelligence services of other nations.

 

 

So you believe that Russia could blackmail our President and people all around the world know it?  And nothing is happening? Looney tunes. 

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