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Eat a dick, Bret Bielema, you fat fucking retard

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16 minutes ago, pops said:

He is indeed a fat fucking retard. Wonder how that little gold digging whore he married is going.

When they say his name the thread title just pops in my head almost as naturally as breathing.

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10 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

That kickoff return was borderline erotic.

So was this earlier this year...

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19 minutes ago, MrBig said:

When they say his name the thread title just pops in my head almost as naturally as breathing.

Same. One of the best thread titles of all time

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Same. One of the best thread titles of all time

Me too. And I'm an Illinois fan, which makes it extra entertaining.

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Bret: " It's dick eatin' time! "

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damn autocorrect

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Bert gonna try and eat that damn Emu after this bowl game...

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and Doug

11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Up 10-7 halftime vs vols at Liberty Bowl

ESPN sideline reporter just interviewed Bret and his gibberish responses sounded like "cajun guy in Waterboy" -- couldn't understand a word.

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Man, hide this crap

I wouldn’t mind Sark sending Flood to visit Bret on an internship to learn how an OL is supposed to work. Illini had their pass pro and run game hummin’ inside and out.

Edited by VirginiaLonghorn

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