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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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1 minute ago, beer said:

Jeebus that stadium is pretty fucking empty for a playoff

all the time.

Astounding because the Rays have been one of the most consistent teams for years. Always in the hunt. Tampa area could give a shit.

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5 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

all the time.

Astounding because the Rays have been one of the most consistent teams for years. Always in the hunt. Tampa area could give a shit.

Meth and baseball don't go together, I guess? 

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Meth and baseball don't go together, I guess? 

I mean, Houston attendance is pretty good. 

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Meth and baseball don't go together, I guess? 

That or the stadium isn't ADA compliant. Old Florida retirees don't want to break a hip.

Great start, Monty! A little run support sure is nice when you can get it.

 

7 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

That or the stadium isn't ADA compliant. Old Florida retirees don't want to break a hip.

To be fair, first pitch of this game was right at dinner time in St Pete…

Just now, Herbie Hancock said:

Yeah if he says he's good I want to see Monty back out there.

until his arm falls off

That was a tough one to snag, but damn is Diaz having a bad day.

Throw that same pitch again, Deek.

Uhhh please tell me I'm seeing things and that was not fucking Chapman up and throwing

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Uhhh please tell me I'm seeing things and that was not fucking Chapman up and throwing

We're gonna need a few more runs if it is.  Bleh.

He better have the shortest of leashes, Bruce. 

We got good Chapman today. Thank you for your service. 

It’s too bad they have the 3-batter minimum now; with Aroldis you can tell almost immediately whether you should let him face more than 1 batter…

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Kittredge pitches like he's stoned

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Only way Leody can buy a fucking hit.

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Eh. Don't hate that attempt.

Take us home, Jose.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Lol 1st pitch to Jung was 6 inches off the plate. Ump wants to beat "rush hour" in Tampa.

As long as he gives us that zone

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Lol 1st pitch to Jung was 6 inches off the plate. Ump wants to beat "rush hour" in Tampa.

Shit, You ever been stuck on that fuckin causeway?

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