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Toward the end of World War II as the Allied forces had entered Germany, 12 Polish soldiers in Berlin came upon a young German woman in an alley. As they approached her with the intention of having their way with her, she screamed, “Nein, nein!!!”

So three of them left.

I hope every time Heil walks out to kick the ball they play Bidibodi Bidibu by Bubbles. 

11 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

He's the wurst. 

Well, you know what they say -- a German who goes around the corner for lunch usually takes a turn for the wurst.

Joke all you want, but some of those punts were legitimate V2 rockets. 

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Surprised we were able to keep him away from an aggy blitzkrieg. 

12 hours ago, South Austin said:

Heil Kicker!

I think Kanye just wrote a song that has a great beat and can be used when he’s coming on the field to kick.

He turned down a scholarship to ride the pine here? 

His parents must have Führer money

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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

He turned down a scholarship to ride the pine here? 

His parents must have Führer money

We have room for a young punter with Kern bouncing, I think he's a scholarship kid

On 6/3/2025 at 5:56 PM, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I think it will be fun.  College is about learning about others.

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Nice pull on the “French” thing…

So the actor who played LeBeau was a Holocaust survivor in real life. 
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