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Harry, I'm comin in!

Oh, well you can't pit right now, Cole.

What!?

We're eating ice cream.

 

 

(Side note, Bill France is rolling over in his grave, and has been for nearly 2 decades.)

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Now, Cole, when you shift the gear and that little needle on the tach goes into the red and reads 9000 RPM, that's bad.

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I'm praying for a good showin'. And what do we do? We end up looking like a monkey fucking a football out there. Everybody out, please.

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5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I'm praying for a good showin'. And what do we do? We end up looking like a monkey fucking a football out there. Everybody out, please.

I try to use this phrase weekly. 

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No,no no no sir! Can't use 'em. Don't want 'em. Couldn't afford 'em if I did.
What are you talking about, Harry?  
Race car drivers. You and Rowdy.
I ain't setting up that car for Daytona.
But you're welcome to come on in. We'll bring out the moonshine and start telling lies and callin' up the women.
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After lovingly speaking to the attributes of the new race car and carry its driver to the Winner's Circle, Harry sees a puddle underneath the engine. 
 

" This is not the kind of answer I was looking for!"

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