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Shart 2026: Shit Hits The Fan....and your undies

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So far, so good. I'm fucking BACK!!!

Had a real fun ride back from Korean bbq still good

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On 12/31/2025 at 11:31 PM, tx 3 putt said:

tomorrow will be fun

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Why not just shit in the crockpot and cut out the middle man?

People who post their relapses in this thread meed to take a hard look at their diets. I'd start with swapping in more vegetable fiber.

On 1/1/2026 at 12:31 AM, tx 3 putt said:

tomorrow will be fun

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you don't cut slits in the peppers?

Just now, Bill Brasky said:

you don't cut slits in the peppers?

blend and add back in

in hind sight, frito pie at 9am was an extremely bad decision

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

blend and add back in

in hind sight, frito pie at 9am was an extremely bad decision

that's the stuff 2026 shart thread champions are made of

Goddammit, didn't realize we already had a thread.

Yep. made it safely through 2025 without an incident... couldn't make it 3 days through 2026.

but i liked my thread title better

Dinner last night was Del Taco. Chicken tacos. I shoulda known...

Signing in for roll-call and reporting for doodie!

Man, I'm really not sure what 2026 is going to bring. I've made some life changes that may decrease but may also increase my contributions here.
I've greatly limited alcohol consumption as I found it's a risk multiplier for sharting your pants. It doesn't help you in judgement calls as
you're more likely to gamble on a risky fart and the physical 'relaxing' effects of alcohol don't help the matter either.

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On the other hand, I may be around here a whole lot more because I've switched to a predominantly vegetarian diet and basically live off Indian MRE's most days.
I'm at work all the time and these Hocco brand heat-and-eat Indian meals are quick and most all of them are outstanding. All of these entrees will get the gears moving
in your gut and if you've never had gas so awful that even you, yourself, must get away from the smell ... may I suggest the Methi Paneer. ☠️😝

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