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  2. This. I want us playing another top tier OOC team once a year. We win then theres no horseshit about an easy schedule. That and we dont look like a bunch of bitch asses. Lose then it is paramount we learn from our mistakes and take care of business in conference. Losing to the bottom rung in our conference should never be in the equation. I remember when it wasnt. We were expected to and did beat everyone who wasnt in the top 3 during the SWC days and most of the Big 12 era. That is where Texas must and can reside in the SEC as well.
  3. MrBig replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Both Smart and Day reached the National Championship game in Year 2 (both loses) and some people are still here in Year 6 of Sark pumping up his resume because of his two back-to-back semifinal loss appearances. I get the point you’re trying to make about winning it all in Year 6, but that seems like a reach when we can’t even get invited to the playoff in Year 5 with a multimillion dollar roster.
  4. Also, who'd have figured 956 was a Mason. 😬😬 I'm descended from a fairly long line of Masons, myself. But, as far as I know, it was just a frat for grown men.
  5. Nothing a good dose of penicillin won’t clear up.
  6. Because NFL fans want CFB to become a bastardized version of the NFL, where the regular season is meaningless and 7-9 teams can and do make the playoffs. Compare the intensity of Texas-Oklahoma or Alabama-Auburn or Ohio State-Michigan to the Dallas-Philadelphia or Bears-Packers. NFL rivalries are no match for CFB ones because half the damn league makes it to the playoffs. NFL fans will literally watch their teams rest starters left and right towards the end of the season to secure playoff berths, and then demand that CFB align to that model while claiming it won't affect the meaningfulness of regular season games 🙄
  7. We can stay in the SEC, schedule OOC like Indiana, and we are in the Playoffs most years (and would have been this year). Some of you fuckers have room temp IQs.
  8. It cant be emphasized enough that these currents were all extremely modern and an attempt to work a framework of rationalism and historicism into a religious foundation. They were wrong, but that’s what it was. Many humbling similar lessons out there on various dead ends of Progress and Reason for those willing to see.
  9. Swamp ass back again by Friday. Yay!!!
  10. or simply refused to out of spite because fuck everyone else and stated exactly that as their rationale for lazily posting rtf
  11. Looksmaxing is definitely real; if you have a teenage son they know someone or multiple someones doing this shit. Anabolic steroids and peptides are a growing problem.
  12. Of all the things that didn’t happen, this guy smashing his face with a hammer didn’t happen the most. Go Google Jake Paul hospital photos to satisfy yourself that he did not achieve chiseled features via blunt force facial trauma. He’s just a full of shit online personality.
  13. Ticket for finale in theaters secured
  14. Happy retirement indeed
  15. NBHorn7 replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    The portal played a big role in the success of Indiana and Cignetti. Don't have a quarterback, just go get the Heisman winner out of the portal.
  16. MrBig replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    If smart & strategic scheduling (as opposed to a having a disciplined, well-coached team) is what’s needed to get into the CFP, then we should’ve just stayed in the shithole Big 12 and we could’ve had a permanent yearly spot in the CFP like Texas Tech will for the foreseeable future.
  17. I don't speak Aggie. Can any of you translate what an Aggie had on his license plate that I saw today. It said "DA GROIT". What does that mean in English?
  18. The problem with the high-end brands is that I have a tight space due to kitchen configuration. But, I'm still looking at fridges from $2-5k, and they all still suck.
  19. He might not be dead, the victim, but if they wanted to get him on attempted homicide it's probably still a heavy sentence. But he will mog Senator Scott and become president.
  20. Jimbob replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Well, since Smart won his first MNC in year 6, and Day won his first in year 6, I guess we will see next year if Sark can be a Smart and/or day in his 6th year. I hope he does break through next year but leave out the whiny smart antics and the pedo Day aura.
  21. I want a big sponge!
  22. Dahobbs replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Ohio State and Oregon are good teams. You'll have to explain to me why you're including 7-6 Penn State with losses to 3-9 UCLA and Northwestern in that list. I also don't think you can compare Cignetti's first two seasons with established NIL and the transfer portal to any other time. Transferring in an entire, experienced team simply wasn't an option ever before.
  23. You only need to replicate perhaps the greatest two-season coaching job in this century. It's that easy!
  24. They still doing the dump Duke's on the winning coach bowl?
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