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Yoga pants make my balls itch
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We went from "wasting a great defense" to wasting a "great Manning" in the span of 4-5 games. It's been an interesting season.
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I am not rooting for tech
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Pescado_Rojo replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
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Is our children learning?
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he's a back up ss, not a utility guy. if he could play first, that would have been great. we have peña and correa that can play ss. we don't need his 94 games at ss, or 1 game at ss cut him if it saves us $1.5 mil. a AAA guy can hit .213 for the major league min. hopefully avoid being the worst ops+ in the league too had to make the move to dump dubon's salary, not sure about keeping him around. maybe he's paredes insurance, but there will be better fits available, if the money fits
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
TornACL replied to mdmost's topic in Movies and TV
Watched this Sunday. I didn't know much at all about the plot, but I am a PTA admirer so I was ready to roll with anything. This movie fucking rules. At about 20 minutes in, I was thinking to myself "what is this?" but man the last hour was such an amazing combination of drama, laughs, and overall fun. Along with being beautifully shot. At the start of the car chase sequence, I just started laughing and said hell yeah. Thoroughly entertaining. Too many good performances to even count. "Semen demon" -
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Phyllis from Mulga would like to have a word. I mean, she would but she passed in 2023. No surprise, COPD.
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He was not the same after the Zach Smith domestic abuse scandal.
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Some of you are continuing to make this way more complicated than it actually is. Just ask yourself the following question: Do you think the next five years of Texas football will be better under Sark or one of a handful of elite alternatives? That is all that matters right now. That is the discussion happening high up around the program. We have what we need to unquestionably burn Sark's career probably forever to the ground and fire him for cause if we want to pull that lever. Doesn't mean we should or that we want to.. but it gives us options. It gives people who have put tens of millions into the program and will be asked to do more of the same some very difficult but intriguing options to consider. If we knew the next few years of Texas football were going to be as good as the past few this wouldn't be a debate. Unfortunately we have an addict running our program who cannot keep his dick in his pants. He is a walking red flag. The specifics of what has happened are mostly irrelevant and people should probably just shut the fuck up about it. It doesn't benefit anyone to put it out all out there. Not unless the decision is made to move on and that certainly hasn't been decided yet. I'm not even saying it is likely. Only that it is being considered. At basically any point some things that are outside our control could derail the program and turn it into a radioactive situation. At the same time if Sark stays and does make another deep playoff run the chances of him immediately bolting to the NFL are extremely high no matter how much he rants at the media. So the debate isn't even really "Next five years of Sark vs five years under alternative". It is that but with the caveat that if Sark has the kind of seasons we believe he SHOULD at Texas... he is probably gone anyway. There just is no easy answer. Making all this more complicated is how fucking great the timing would be to make a coaching change. I've seen some just truly clueless fans say the opposite. That they think this cycle is a circus and would be a bad time to replace Sark. Those people couldn't be more wrong. There are maybe three coaches in the entire sport that we could not get right now (assuming we handled Sark's dismissal cleanly enough). We are in a surreal situation where just about everyone out there is open to moving. Even guys you would think are absolutely off the table are privately open to new opportunities. You think Day is suddenly happy at Ohio State after they literally tried to fire him this time last year? If Vraebal had given them a yes Day would have been out before their playoff run even began. He knows it. His agent knows it. His family knows it. That shit doesn't get better just because some boosters who were trying to bury you suddenly start talking a bit nicer. Guys like that look at Texas where 1-2 conference championships a decade is basically all you need to keep fans mostly happy, where just relevancy rather than titles is the expectation.... TLDR Stop getting caught up in the bullshit drama. It is irrelevant beyond the fact that it gives us the option of replacing Sark and not owing him a penny. It would give us more than enough justification to make any change we wanted to make without public backlash. The only thing that matters is whether certain people ultimately decide that we would be better off with someone other than Sark and if they do.. he is gone. Doesn't really matter what he thinks. THAT is the reality that Desmond Howard was speaking about when he made his comments.
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ok good, because that's all i wear and i'm flying to texas tomorrow. with my luck i'll sit next to some 350 lb dude in a tux.
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Game Week Thread 2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
TankedBevo replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
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Back in 2011, a week or so before the Auburn-Oregon national title game, I turned on Finebaum for some entertainment. There was a slew of Auburn fans calling in with the typical stupid ass takes, but one came on that must have been a semi-regular. Paul greeted this man, and asked him if he was attending the game (was in Phoenix). He said he was, Finebaum asked him if he was taking I-10 and the caller said yes....then paused, and earnestly asked Finebaum if that interstate went through Mexico.
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To be fair he was fired because he bailed on the team jet and was caught out and clearly not taking his NFL job seriously.
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Except Everett played. This move is nothing and paying 1.5M or whatever for a bench gold glove finalist is fine. Paying 5.5M for dubon is not fine. Short is no longer in the organization and sucks ass at everything. At leasy Allen can come on and play 2nd base defense in late innings. Now if Allen gets 300 ABs or something stupid then Dana should be fired
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I too would loved for arch to have transformed like a super saiyajin and started running the ball for 6-8 yards a carry like a running back and then throwing for 450 yards all by himself
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EE deferrals 9.5 and ER match 4.7 is what they had
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War on the Rocks summary of what it could be like to take on Venezuela. 50K troops to pacify. https://warontherocks.com/2025/11/the-day-after-what-successful-regime-change-in-venezuela-would-really-take/
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I, for one, will never praise or forgive Sark for anything knowing he’s a cuck.
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