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Surly Bevo

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  1. I think the word fiancée means he is in over his head
  2. Hit the pace car. What for? Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.
  3. Some of you guys are arguing about the Dedra thing as if the Empire's approach is consistent. Cassian tells you multiple times throughout the entire series, particularly in season 1, that the Empire isn't exactly always thoughtful about things. NOBODY'S LISTENING!
  4. Does it matter to the plot of Rogue One if the Empire has backup plans? The Rebellion wasn't stealing the plans to stop the Empire from building the Death Star; they were stealing them to analyze how to exploit the weakness that Erso had shared: "any pressurized explosion to the reactor module will set off a chain reaction that will destroy the entire station." And since the only location they knew where the plans were (again based on what Erso told Jyn in his message) was Scarif, they went to Scarif.
  5. At least back then they had the courtesy to tell good lies, now they don't even bother.
  6. The American Electorate
  7. So are you for or against the manner in which this being conducted? Yes or no will suffice.
  8. What if, and I’m just spitballing here, the framers, guys that lived almost 300 years ago ya know….got some things wrong.
  9. When he somehow beat OU in 2015 a week after getting dogwalked by TCU....I knew.
  10. Better yet can we buy him out for $77.5M? We can raise the money by collecting just $1 from every single person who voted for him
  11. Well he surprised him, and Cassian Andor is probably the least physically imposing human male Star Wars hero this side of OT Luke Skywalker. Plus he was probably getting pegged in the dark while wearing a gimp suit every time he went home to Coruscant so he had a lot of aggression to work out.
  12. It isn't necessarily an absolute truth, but one of the closest is that just about every single worker in this country would like to be paid more for the work they do while spending less time doing it.
  13. Clearly fake news. The second largest city in the country has all burned to the ground and they are hiding it from you sheeple.
  14. I guess we just can no longer sustain ourselves as a country with 4.2% of the normal M-F work week designated as Federal Holidays. But I am convinced that when we pare that down to 3.5% we are going to be great again. 🙄
  15. Matt Drudge has finally become kind of funny and useful in his older age
  16. Tears in our eyes
  17. So Syril. To me, he's kind of one of the more underrated aspects of this show because of who he represents. For instance, ask yourself this question as I did and see what you come up with. When, if ever, did Syril truly go wrong/evil? I mean, yeah, he's a try-hard, and WE know that when Andor kills those two guys, it's because they were shaking him down and threatening him, but Syril doesn't know that. He's just a law and order dude with a belief in something he likely doesn't know or fully understand the true nature of until it is way too late. He disobeys his boss's direction in pursuing Cassian, so you could say that was wrong, but that was more procedurally wrong rather than a good vs evil type of wrong. Then he goes about committing more procedural wrongs in an attempt to clear his name, which lands him in Dedra's crosshairs, but again, nothing with true knowing malicious intent. I'm not sure he ever really goes wrong from a choosing evil standpoint (maybe some of his actions with regard to the Ghorman Front, but even then, he is trying to figure out if outside agitators are breaking what he perceives to be the law). He is a great case study in how somebody with a stringent set of beliefs, who is being pushed by family to make something of himself and lacks the ability to discern the bigger picture can have those set of conditions used by evil to do their bidding while he cheers himself along almost all the way while doing said bidding.
  18. Man of the people Don't worry bro, McDonalds is still fucking open.
  19. Can you IMAGINE having a marital disagreement with this fucking woman?
  20. He works better when he gives himself 90 days, like he did with TikTok.
  21. Trump has to figure out which masturbation dance he wants to set to this when he announces the strike. Dude loves him a jack off dance to late 70s/early 80s classics
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