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Blotto

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  1. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess no team with Michael Jordan on it ever lost 10 consecutive games to the same team. He simply wouldnt allow it to happen.
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    would be a shame if that dude blew out his knee in training camp.
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    my favorite part of the annual surly draft thread is when the Cowboys pick.
  4. Its a mercy killing. I would wish the same.
  5. He seems incapable of understanding the difference between preparation and action. There was no need for the action.It was a political stunt and Hartzell allowed himself to get used like a bitch.
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    I pulled that stream up for about 10 minutes to hear Belichik, but I just cant listen to that douchebag and had to switch it off. Not surprisingly, Hawk just sat there like a potato and didn't make a sound the entire time.
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    Look at all those grown men congratulating each other for picking Bo Nix at #12. Fucking dildos
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    Goddamnit. I figured the Broncos may be able to snag Penix at this spot, but instead we probably are gonna get the guy who lost to Penix 3 times. At this point I'd rather just roll with Zach Wilson and draft a solid QB with the #1 pick next season.
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    Yup. If they draft a QB worth a shit next year, they will be a handful.
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    Has McAfee sucked himself off yet?
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    I'd take Jaden Daniels 1st if it was my choice
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    these player interviews are a great reminder of how dumb most of these guys are.
  13. Were you able to achieve your lifelong dream of becoming a buttplug?
  14. For the same reasons that his ilk are convinced the election was stolen. They are stupid fucking rubes.
  15. Every man has a price. In Hartzell's case, it appears to $1.25M/yr. Now that Abbot knows he can parade his university fucktoy around at will, Jay's life is only going to get worse.
  16. If I were a CEO and heard an employee say that, I would fire them on the spot for being too fucking stupid to work for me. That would probably lead to my termination as well, so I have tried to avoid the shackles of management. Lulz at some sky daddy giving two fucks about whether or not the Mr.Coffee should be replaced by a Kuerig.
  17. Would you like me to shart on your face or your chest? A gentleman always asks.
  18. Narrator: he didn't, in fact, depart. Nope, that stupid motherfucker still hung around the thread babbling about shit that happened god knows where, while the rest of us were concerned with what happened.....checks thread title.....on the campus of the university of texas.
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