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Kennythetiger

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  1. What are you supposed to wear to a beach wedding? A suit seems wildly inefficient. And you can’t go naked.
  2. If you gotta steal from Derka you’re probably a putz. Why don’t you come over here and lick deez nuts?
  3. The pizza at our Casey’s is a cheesy, greasy mess and makes me sick to my stomach. Except the sausage pizza. It’s delicious. Spring 2020 I was starving and stopped to see if there was any sausage pizza on the warmer. Sure enough the gods were with me that day. This was in the peak uncertainty of Covid and everyone was masked-up and socially distancing. Except, while standing in line to pay, I noticed the pizza cook unmasked as usual and leaning over his next pizza that he was making, oblivious to the health requirements of the global pandemic. I almost turned around and threw away my slice, until I realized that I had bailed the cook out of jail enough times to know that whatever he had coursing through his blood at the time would probably stop coronavirus dead in its tracks. So I paid for my pizza and went on my way.
  4. Mine has actually become proactive and will say “Did you ask your website about places to eat on the way?”
  5. The Boy has been around as long as Shaggy has. I feel like we’ve all sort of had a hand in raising him.
  6. Mine was in Fort Sumner, NM. When I saw the sign I hit the brakes. “It’s hard to explain but I have some friends on the internet…”.
  7. When I was in college I worked for a horse rancher outside of Alta Vista.
  8. She’s a hottie. That’s all I know about her.
  9. Though loyal and able and brave, Pea had never displayed the slightest ability to learn from his experience, though his experience was considerable.
  10. Buy him a bottle of his favorite booze and get out of the way. You’ve already done everything else that you can do.
  11. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Pass the Tylenol.
  12. Sounds like just the place for @Gatorubet
  13. @Al_4_ISU I thought of you this morning. I am trying to plan our solar eclipse trip and directions on my iPhone just aren’t cutting it.
  14. 25 years ago we were college students and interested in theories of everything. Now we queue Bruce Springsteen and Rose Bowl highlights while wondering why our kids’ music sucks and why people won’t vote our way.
  15. Yes. I think it’s gross. That’s why god made microwaves.
  16. This chick doesn’t look like Sally Struthers.
  17. Strap them kids in, give them a little bit of vodka in a cherry coke.
  18. I did too, and I was disappointed because I thought the permanent time was the spring-forward one. I would have preferred the fall-back one.
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