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3 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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There's more meat in my pants than that load of garbage.

Tried to give my dog Bar S bacon for a treat, and she looked at me like I was trying to poison her.

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8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

There's more meat in my pants than that load of garbage.

Tried to give my dog Bar S bacon for a treat, and she looked at me like I was trying to poison her.

Bar-S bacon is mostly circus animals I think.

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Wʜʏ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ sʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ?

Because he has her so brainwashed that it’s all her fault and that she’s no good to anyone and no one will want her or love her and there’s no way she can possibly make it on her own.

Wʜʏ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ sʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ?

Because she thinks that if she just tries harder and if she’s a better wife and a better mom that maybe he will be happy with her and he wouldn’t get so angry with her. And maybe he will be the same sweet, charming man that he was when they first met.

Wʜʏ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ sʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ?

Because he has her convinced that if she tries he will hurt or kill her or her family. Because he has threatened to tell the judge that she is a bad mom and will take away her kids and she will never see them again. Because he has taken away her money and convinced her that she has no good job qualities to make it on her own financially and she will always need him.

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women. Unless you’ve been in an abusive relationship you have no idea how hard it is to escape. Abusers are able to fool those outside the home because they usually only abuse those inside the home.

We need your support.
We need your love.
We do not need your judgement. 💜

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Soooo I got pulled over for SPEEDING ... I already knew why he pulled me over ( I was Speeding🙄) So I decided to test my luck. I got fart spray as a gag gift on xmas and decided to try it out 🤣. The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. So as the cop walks toward my car I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t! The officer stopped dead in his tracks and said lawd...what is that smell💩? he said, " I got a situation going on sir!" The look on his face was priceless. I said, Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying to get home because I.... (he is at my window and he didn't even finish his sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Oh my!! I think you need an ambulance. I said no (trying not to laugh...I looked worried and sick 🤣)
Officer: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!
You guys , I did not expect it to go this way but the Officer followed me back to my house , & waited til I got out of the truck (he stayed in his). I had to walk all the way to the door, holding my butt cheeks, and limpin’ like it was hurting! No ticket written!
If you read until the end, share the joke 😂! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT ON THE EARTH.

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Wʜʏ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ sʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ?

Because he has her so brainwashed that it’s all her fault and that she’s no good to anyone and no one will want her or love her and there’s no way she can possibly make it on her own.

Wʜʏ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ sʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ?

We need your support.
We need your love.
We do not need your judgement. 💜

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What kind of protective vests are these and why doesn't the baby have one on also?
They are STYLISH vests, that's what kind.

Love how the product description has to point out that they aren't bulletproof...

"The PU Restricted Icon Vest by LV Premium Outerwear features:

US Sizing

Waist strap velcro closure and shoulder velcro closure

Sleeveless

Back pouch pocket design

Print detail

Velcro panel detail, included removable velcro patches

Imported

THIS IS NOT A BULLET PROOF VEST."

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Did someone throw a few ropes on the base of that mirror?

 

You gonna tell me you don’t start slinging ropes when you see a ged manual?

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