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George: You’re gonna over-dry your laundry.
Jerry: You can’t over-dry.
George: Why not?
Jerry: Same reason you can’t over-wet.


Desiccants. See these absorb moisture. These clothes won’t last 5 years without them.



Golden Boy is slowly dying... No! The reason he’s iron man is because he goes out there and plays every game. Wash. Spin. Rinse. Spin. You take that away from him, you break his spirit!

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now, what is this?

-that's the commando 450, I don't sell that one. what about thi—

well that's what we want, the commando 450.

-nah, believe me.  it's only used in the circus.  for elephants.

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Seinfeld was an almost perfect show. I have only one issue with it: it's on the episode with the cat fight, Kramer has to fire Raquel Welch to get a Tony, etc. 

 

Elaine asks why guys like cat fights and Jerry responds that while they're rolling around, they hope they'll kiss. My wife asked me if that's true. I told her not exactly- I hope that when they're rolling around that a boob will pop out. That's my only minor issue with that show.

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Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m not home!

 

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45 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Seinfeld was an almost perfect show. I have only one issue with it: it's on the episode with the cat fight, Kramer has to fire Raquel Welch to get a Tony, etc. 

 

Elaine asks why guys like cat fights and Jerry responds that while they're rolling around, they hope they'll kiss. My wife asked me if that's true. I told her not exactly- I hope that when they're rolling around that a boob will pop out. That's my only minor issue with that show.

Definitely a "why not both?".

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3 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Seinfeld was an almost perfect show. I have only one issue with it: it's on the episode with the cat fight, Kramer has to fire Raquel Welch to get a Tony, etc. 

 

Elaine asks why guys like cat fights and Jerry responds that while they're rolling around, they hope they'll kiss. My wife asked me if that's true. I told her not exactly- I hope that when they're rolling around that a boob will pop out. That's my only minor issue with that show.

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Seinfeld was an almost perfect show. I have only one issue with it: it's on the episode with the cat fight, Kramer has to fire Raquel Welch to get a Tony, etc. 
 
Elaine asks why guys like cat fights and Jerry responds that while they're rolling around, they hope they'll kiss. My wife asked me if that's true. I told her not exactly- I hope that when they're rolling around that a boob will pop out. That's my only minor issue with that show.


In the roommate switch, Jerry could get both and he backs down - says hes not an orgy guy with robes. Always pissed me off. I get it, but they should have had Jerry say he declined but in the subtext confirm “yes.”

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But at ten they start the aquasonics Thirty-five geriatrics throwing elbows. It was like I was swimming through a flabby armed spanking machine.

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4 minutes ago, benson32 said:

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here... George is dead... Call me back.

“What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!”

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Of all the great Seinfeld moments, few crack me up more than Steinbrenner trying to remember the words to "Heartbreaker":

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She's a heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man.

Heart breaker, love-taker, shoe-maker, won't you cut my shoes for free.

Heartbreaker, Brubaker...

 

 

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and he wouldnt have to give up that much.



Moonlighting for Tyler Chicken. Pretty impressive, George. Days with the New York Yankees, and nights in Arkansas with a top flight bird outfit. And a hen supervisor to boot! I am blown. Blohohohwn away! Blown, George. Blohohohoowwwwwnnnn.

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4 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Theyre real, and they're spectacular.

(Surprised it took this long)

Sent from way too far away
 

And useless without a picture.

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19 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Theyre real, and they're spectacular.

(Surprised it took this long)

Sent from way too far away
 

surprised what took so long?

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1 hour ago, ohchaucer said:

80+ replies before Sidra Holland appeared.  

yes, I’m familiar with her.  thanks for your blessing of enlightenment. 

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1 hour ago, Llano Estacado said:

Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless, Oh Henry candy bar heiress.

I love her whole free-swinging, free-wheeling attitude. 

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