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do you ever yearn?

Kel Varnsen

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"So what happened? The snooze alarm, wasn't it?"
"Man, it wasn't the snooze. Most people think it was the snooze, but no, no snooze."
"Man, it wasn't the AM/PM. It was the volume."
"Ah...the volume."
"Yes, the volume. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm."
"Ah, separate knob."
"Yes, separate knob. Why separate knob?! Why separate knob?! "
"Some people like to have the radio alarm a little louder than the radio."

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the dumb actress who was also a cashier was hot.  her name eludes me. 

edit: shit after checking the jerry’s girlfriends site it looks like I’m combining two women.  oh well.  marlene was the cashier and tawny kitaen was the dumb actress (penis chess). 

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Frank Costanza: Many Christmas’ ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon, I realized there had to be another way.

Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US.

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