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ROFL BOX

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  1. New info to me... is there any real or noticeable difference in pasteurized vs. non?
  2. Does anyone have a referral for a preferred vendor on rubber horse shoes (boots)? Looking to try some out as we're occasional riding & I don't want to spend farrier costs on a horse that doesn't get a lot of road miles (but I suspect IS giving me some refusals on gravel due to frog pain / pressure.
  3. 14.4, almost as short as my Jake (APhA, papers). "Well trained" for what?
  4. Apache... what's he know? How old?
  5. I did some for Sunday night when my Mom came over for her side of the Xmas stuff (25th we were @ my in-laws because wife). We had crab legs & I have a pic of the Daughter's gingerbread house included... Added scallops in the gumbo, no oysters. Mudbug tails & 2 containers of picked crab meat + celery & slimers (Okra).
  6. I'm certain you have, but I'll go ahead & ask it anyway... Ever burp the colostomy bag for an obese woman who smokes 3 packs a day?
  7. STAAAAHP!
  8. Replace "Me" with "Husband" & "Little Caesars" with "Wife" & you're definitely onto something.
  9. I didn't see the words "she admitted she was wrong".
  10. "What's that? The batteries for my cochlear implant just went dead, I think."
  11. I'll give you $ 800 ca$h.
  12. @Bevo... please respond to the Burnt Orange courtesy phone.
  13. Less sugar / less soda / more water. Crossing my fingers & toes for myself to maintain those.
  14. It's piss, isn't it? ...'Cause apparently it's always piss. Even when it is.
  15. You're still not getting that blowjob.
  16. Does she tell you "I do NOT snore. I had surgery for [insert some nasal related bullshit here] 25 years ago & the doctor said I won't ever be able to snore! You are wrong." Me: "Hey, check out this video I recorded last night. It's YOU. SNORING." Her: "I don't know what you did, but that's not snoring." Me: "Whatever - the noise was clearly coming from YOU & it is 100% "natural", meaning all you." Kids: "Mom, you snore. Loudly. We can hear you into our bedroom." Her: "Whatever. I don't snore."
  17. Somewhere I have a pic I took of a buddy doing that with an ATM in Taylor as we were on the way to Louis Mueller's (when it was ca$h only). The bank is like 1½ blocks away from LM's. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  18. Nearly 0500... finally finished up with my end if the wrapping. 2 of the wife's things are on order. 1 Was getting the Ninja air fryer / griddle thing for $ 279 from Best Buy... had it on the large cart & then decided to price compare online. Found it brand new for $ 60 & what the hell... purchased with a CC in case of scamming, so I'll be refunded if it is bogus but shit - that's worth a potential $ 140 + tax savings. In hand, the big bottle of Opium, $ 150 from Macy's. On order: some probably shitty band by a TV actor (Jensen Ackles, Supernatural) & it wasn't in stock for Waterloo on 6th & Lamar. & I saw a rather large, boxy package on the dining room table... held it up to my shoulder & thought "Hmmm... this box is a bit short... maybe they take the barrel down on these over / under shotguns... & you have to assemble that part into the stock." Monster ruined it for me by saying "Yep, I helped Mom & we wrapped that pogo stick for Killian. It's the one we have had for years & I never used it." *niece's kid Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  19. Found a pawn shop Browning Citori O/U for $ 1,300 list... guy behind the computer yells out "I'll do $ 1,200" & that was when I only asked the girl what was on the tag. I imagine if I offered ca$h $ 1k with tax that he would go for it (or maybe $ 1,082.50 as a bargaining back up)... & I told a buddy to mumble that whole thing to the wife... how it's a great bargain, Xmas, etc. Guaran-damn-tee I won't be seeing it under the tree. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
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  21. Did our prior A&B guy migrate over here from Shag²? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  22. That the OP didn't offer this right off the top & it took the 4th post tells me Shag² is suffering. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  23. Why wait that long? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  24. How much are you getting per dime? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
  25. No mas. Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
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