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Herpa Derpa

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  1. If I may be so bold, I suggest the aggy is correct. Aggy are not weird, they are different. Weird is something strange or extraordinary. Someone who is weird is almost normal, just a bit strange. We both like to eat bananas, but the weird guy doesn't peel his first. Aggy is different. They are not like you, me, or even the weird guy that doesn't peel his banana. Different. Not the same as others, unlike in nature, form or quality. There is nothing like aggy. They are not weird, they are different. Us and the weird guy like to eat bananas, aggy likes to fuck sheep.
  2. He made it so long because football was a complete shit show and nobody was paying attention.
  3. I think you can buy all of Bryant for $17.2 million.
  4. Come on, the spelling is right there on the fucking picture! It is this very lack of focusness that won't be tolerated tonight on the field of corn. You should both bow towards Sinton and beg forgiveness.
  5. He's from Barstool and knows stories about strippers. I wouldn't look any deeper than that.
  6. I suspect the line out the door will end up pretty long too.
  7. Nah, he'll be allowed to slink away to the League with dad.
  8. Getting tossed for bitching about a non-call on a flop is certainly one way to play the game.
  9. Loved the blindside. Also loved the auction being back. Now we get the late season Survivor benefit of good looking ladies cleaning up for jury duty.
  10. Fixed. There's never any analysis in the upset pick, just lots of "hur dur, Texas lose cuz so me say"
  11. So Texas destroyed a conference they were never in and one that still exists? Solid representation of an Iowa State education. BTW, Nebraska is gone. Texas is gone. Oklahoma is gone. Iowa owns you. Enjoy your lifetime of worthless games against nobodies.
  12. They should really stop using the phrase "broken play". Find a new phrase on this one guys.
  13. Wish I had your patience. First pitch will tell the tale.
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