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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Would you accept "turned it up" at the end?
  2. I would like to congratulate the firm associates for whom the FSU/ACC fight will lead to an equity partnership. I would so enjoy Dumb Dumb Danny's butthurt if FSU ends up in the B12.
  3. The college football season ends in 16 days. Quit your bitching and enjoy the end of the ride.
  4. This episode officially pushed it into hate watch status for me. Bad story, bad writing, bad characters, bad acting. Just bad.
  5. Understandable. Probably an absolute clusterfuck trying to find his size at Janie and Jack's this time of year.
  6. I don't even want to understand what is happening here.
  7. So some random jagoff in Philadelphia knows the intimate details of a private NIL contracts between Arch and whomever? Contracts the Manning camp say don't even exist? I know it won't matter to the haters, but the burning online desire of a nobody to spew absolute bullshit to make themself feel less insignificant in their daily life is truly fascinating. I expect by next fall aggy will swear up and down they know for absolute fact that Arch is making more than Sark and Sark begs him for spare change.
  8. He's ok. His best work was in Silver Spoons though and that was years ago. From Batemans wiki: Sorry kid, I'm afraid Dad's gonna cash a few aggy checks in the shithole known as B/CS for a few years. Luck to you.
  9. That relationship will last as long as a Bachelor coupling. She'll be loving the single life by summer.
  10. I always go with the spitter. Just be careful not to get caught.
  11. Remember when they kept making really shitty F13 and Elm Street sequels and nobody knew anyone who saw anything past Part 3? Now that shit is considered summer blockbuster fare. Yeah, that ain't a joke picture. Coming 2025. $7.5 billion franchise and counting. Such a lazy species.
  12. Those of us of a certain age entered our pubescence with Sears and JCP catalogs but within just a few fapping years were anxiously awaiting the newest Victoria's Secret catalog. Possibly the greatest leap in fapping until the internet.
  13. Currently in pre-production with Will Smith and Kevin Hart attached as actors and producers. Aeyasha Carr (Everybody Hates Chris, B99, Woke) listed as writer. Both Smith and Hart have it among a dozen upcoming projects on their IMDB pages so who knows if it ever gets out of development hell. Here's a scary thought. Drew Barrymore kicked it around as the next flick to do with Sandler with Barrymore in the Candy role. Talk about one of the worst ideas in Hollywood history.
  14. Used to be an Austin gutter punk band called the Ritchie Whites back in the early aughts. I always wondered how many folks knew the name wasn't referencing spoiled anglos. Fun fact: The Van Halen song Light Up the Sky was originally intended to be the theme song for the movie. Band saw a screening and decided to keep it for VH II cuz, to quote Eddie, "it ain't gonna win no Academy Award or nothing."
  15. Bialik out as host. https://apnews.com/article/mayim-bialik-jeopardy-host-545613a84a54c23d07da4a9f665172dd
  16. Great season. Not life changing, but second place does take home $25k and third place $10k.
  17. I'm certain you'll figure it out someday.
  18. He snorted too big of a bump of Special K and passed out. A fairly common reaction. Sitting in a hot tub with clogged arteries when it happens? You're gonna have a bad time.
  19. They’re gonna play a Mountain Westish slate next year in a preview of the future. Wazoo and Oregon St. are dead men walking programs, the first relegations in the new order.
  20. I greatly envy the abundance of top line entertainment riches you have awaiting you, if you should so choose. I'd start with Glory. Won't require as much as HLOTS, but his performance stands toe to toe with some all-time greats in peak form.
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