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Herpa Derpa

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  1. The Ernie and Bernie Show
  2. Aggy 5 star is true junction boy. Texas 5 star is highest bidder mercenary.
  3. How do you look in a tight skirt?
  4. Usual aggy game of telephone. A dimwit concern trolled with the fact 7/9 of the top rated recruits were skill players and aggy coupled that with the fact Fasusi chose OU. Of course, the later Terry addition at DL is conveniently ignored. It's been about an hour since I last wandered into the abyss of aggy so I assume it is now verified fact they signed the better "overall" class and Texas will struggle to field an OL and DL next season. And poor dumb Sark just keeps chasing 5 stars while Elko is smart enough to know they just don't fit the aggy culture.
  5. First you start a brisket. Then you forget you started a brisket. Then you leave the forgotten on the heat for three days. Then you choke on it like a hotshot coach running from competition.
  6. Complete lack of decency is apparent no matter the times.
  7. Worry about NET or worry about getting prepared for March. I'll choose the latter.
  8. That sounds illegal. /aggy lawyer
  9. I don't think The Big House was really that bad after the 1st quarter. Or were you talking about Nashville? An average Thursday night at your local Chili's. Except some of the Chili's patrons will manage to go on the offensive and score before the end of the night. Disagree all you want. There was not a single member of the Texas program that was the least bit intimidated for a nanosecond during that game. It is a fanbase of idiots, full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing. Stop supporting the fraud that is aggy delusion.
  10. They s'posed to be ACC.
  11. Eh, replace the Manfred man with the golden bat in the 10th and lets see how it works.
  12. With Queen Gadot.
  13. I know it may come as a shock to the rigid gatekeepers of the Church, but the pews have always been full when the clowns come to town.
  14. A pro knows that woman will not be able to provide a single bit of evidence not already captured on video. And he positioned himself with apparent knowledge of the camera angle, another sign it's a pro. A pro does the job without concern for the plebians. Not to mention killing an innocent bystander can bring a lot more heat than the target alone. As noted, the shock of it all generally makes an eyewitness worthless for meaningful leads. Do the job and quietly walk away and they'll be remembering the wrong height and hair color before you've turned the corner. /pro tip
  15. 50 years on the planet. Married with kids. Taking in at least $10 mil a year. Top of your heap. Walking tall. And then you feel a pain in your leg and poof you're gone.
  16. He may not be tanned, he may not be rested, but I'm sure he's ready.
  17. Crib notes on his belly.
  18. And went 2&Q in 2 out of 3 of those appearances with the last one ending on an embarrassing beatdown at the hands of the guy who replaced him. Standards. Maybe you'll eventually get that chicken pregnant.
  19. Elko: Think CDC would be willing to steal me too? Sark: Nah, we're all good. But try not to lose to the B12 in the Texas Bowl.
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