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Gil Bang

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  1. I'm interested. Wait, I live in San Diego. Never mind.
  2. Yeah, me too I guess. And then I hope Iran retaliates and spatters Bibi's fucking evil guts all over Jerusalem and assholes like him disappear forever.
  3. BTW, Bibi is a scumbag, cocksucking motherfucker that needs to be hung by his balls, but he's smarter than Trump. But then again, so are most people.
  4. or, Israel is smart enough to know that Trump can't be trusted so they didn't say shit. Bibi tells Trump, Trump tells Putin, Putin tells Iran. That's what would have happened.
  5. I value my time. I don't waste other people's time, and I don't like people to waste mine. The 10 minutes I spent on this offer I could have been jacking off, or posting on surly, or doing both at the same time.
  6. it wasn't an agent. It was an asshole representing himself.
  7. Costco opening a free-standing gas station in Mission Viejo CA. Will not be connected to a store.
  8. haha fuck you Vinnie. I hope your company goes bankrupt.
  9. listed a nice home yesterday. 1,150,000. Within two hours, so asshole sends me a blind offer for 865k. I texted the motherfucker. "Thanks for the offer. You wasted your time writing it, and now you're wasting my time making me present a ridiculous offer that's only going to piss off my seller"
  10. "Christians" actually doing Christ-like things. You don't see that everyday.
  11. a friend of mine was planning a trip to Greece with a friend, and was complaining about the cost. I suggested she check Costco travel. She called a week later sucking my dick over the phone because she got a much better trip for less money.
  12. he's so right
  13. no idea about DFW, but I use spot hero app and it's a substantial savings vs. retail "parking spot" type prices.
  14. oh yeah...the price of groceries is about to go down again.
  15. just got an email. Executive Members now can get in the store at 9 AM daily.
  16. heh fuck off huckabeef
  17. you mean "Swam"? Yes, I remember.
  18. my local shop has a bunch of sires. Maybe I'll try one out.
  19. "glorified" crew. And Phil's busy right now, trying to take a shit. He's stopped up after eating grilled cheese from the radiator while he was in the can for 20 years.
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