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Gil Bang

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  1. "splish splash i was takin' a bath"
  2. Great news! The condo complex is suing the developer for construction defects. FML
  3. Angels Taylor Ward just took a pitch to the face. Yikes.
  4. Shohei just went downtown on the first pitch he saw
  5. Working with a friend of the GF. She's got a very nice condo...worth 900 or so, and wants to get away from HOA and get a little privacy. It's been a beating, because she wants me to show her houses that she cannot buy until her condo is sold. Finally, this morning, she came to the realization that she needs to sell first, so we're going to get it listed this weekend. I've got to give her a good-guy discount on the listing, but I'll also have her for the buy (which should be all-cash) so I'm stoked. Also stoked to have a cash buyer in the pipeline, because the market is insane right now. One of the houses I showed her had over 20 offers and went 100,000 over asking. The agent told me that he was discouraging offers after he was swamped, or he could have gotten much more. Interesting note about the agent; he was disabled. He was driving a little scooter deal in the house. Must be a real bitch to be a realtor when you cannot see upstairs in any home.
  6. FA might ask about, as their iphone thingy shows passengers by name, and those with status are highlighted.
  7. Narrator: The conversation did not remain between the two of them.
  8. So, lets say I write a song, and a major artist puts it on an album...1 of ten songs for easy math. How do I get paid? Does each song get an equal share of album sales? I honestly have no idea.
  9. I like Buffet fine. I saw him here at Del Mar "Kaboo" a few years back, and enjoyed it. But, I'm amused at how many of his chucklefuck fans think that "Southern Cross" is a Buffet song.
  10. I think Elon has, but Dotard has an exclusive deal with "Truth" that prohibits him from posting on other sites...at least for several hours. And Dotard would rather preach to the idiots on Truth than be challenged by the idiots on twitter.
  11. He is the most vile fucking cunt that ever put on a uniform. After he relapsed, he was like “yeah well tough shit angels I’m a fucking doper. Fuck you”. And since he’s out of baseball, it doesn’t look like he’s improved any.
  12. So, I posted on this thread (several times) a while back in Derka-esque fashion (after too many beers) and decided that I don't want to be that guy. But here I am. The Angels aren't trading the greatest player in baseball history. They very well may lose him in free agency, but they aren't trading him. Last night's trade with CWS made that clear, and Shohei certainly responded today, with the finest day of baseball that I've ever witnessed. His best start ever, and two knocks in the second game. He's super-human. Arte should offer a 750 for 10 years. Fuck it, he's worth it. If Shohei's arm falls off next year, it will still be a better investment than The Angels made with that cocksucking, scumbag doper Josh Hamilton (why wasn't fentenyl around back then).
  13. Deepfake where Hunter’s cock is small?
  14. In my high-school auto shop, we had a "hot tank", a heated tub of lye, big enough to submerge a couple of engine blocks at the same time.
  15. you gotta burn the undies after that.
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