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TexArcher

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  1. The same people who care about a federal building being vandalized by brown protestors but don't give a fuck about the Capitol building being stormed by white protesters to overturn an election result that they didn't like. The same people who are pro-cop, except on that day. The same people who care about a sexual assault when it's done by a brown immigrant, but not when it's done by Trump or Giuliani. The thing about righteous indignation is that you get to choose which things to be indignant about, because you're the righteous ones, and you've got the only legitimate news channel to confirm how right you are, every single night. This country is so thoroughly and completely fucked.
  2. So, if someone de-balls you in public like that, does that make you trans?
  3. God damn. This country has lost its fucking mind.
  4. Yep, the GOP is officially less likable than drug cartels. Great job, idiots.
  5. Yeah, that is not good.
  6. Let me get this straight. In the midst of one of the most insane weeks of news in recent memory, and that is really saying something, I'm supposed to give a shit about the mafia rigging an underground poker game? Yeah, no. Even the mafia is like, "Pffft, whatever." Hell, they probably self-reported it like Oklahoma back in the day to keep the NCAA from looking under the bigger rocks.
  7. It's gotten great reviews? What, like Ballrooms Monthly raved about it? That must be a Russian publication, but you'd better hope they don't find out that all that gold will be fake, you cheap piece of shit.
  8. Trump is going to be sworn in for life in that god damned new ballroom. This reconstruction is symbolic of a lot of things all at once.
  9. Nah, he's just been aging prematurely from using The Force for evil. See also, Stephen Miller.
  10. Trump trying to pay himself $230 million in tax payer money as reparations for prior DOJ investigations is really going to piss off all these fiscal conservatives. And in the middle of a government shutdown, with military members about to stop getting their checks? Man, he's gone too far this time. This is gonna be good.
  11. So, the guy who admitted to having a Nazi streak is no longer up for promotion, but he gets to keep his current role, and this country is so insane that this only gets a couple of minutes on CNN?
  12. "Well, you knew this was coming. Urban sprawl has reached Pennsylvania Avenue, as America's first black president has demolished part of the White House, creating an eyesore for the community and tanking neighboring home values. When will they learn? Now to prove we're not racist, here's Shermichael Singleton."
  13. In the very near future, they will convince the lower class that the people losing their 401k's were greedy intellectual elitists who never should have had those 401k's in the first place. The lower class will cheer as the middle class is knocked into the lower class. The top 1% will eventually own 99% instead of 95%. That's all any of this is really about.
  14. Because some of those negros can really move. Why do you hate the military? You just made the list.
  15. All of this. I've been critical of Sark at times, but I am overall a believer, still. But I don't understand how you let this offensive line happen in the transfer era with almost unlimited NIL resources. What is the point of all the 5- and 4-star skill guys when you're going to lose in the trenches every weekend? How does an offensive guru not understand that if you can't block, you can't do anything else? The same way that a misplayed poker hand can sometimes still win the pot, all of this needs to be reevaluated no matter how it turns out.
  16. It's interesting that the two most important documents in human history, per about 100 million Americans, are the Bible and the Constitution, and they don't know or care what's in either one.
  17. Does this mean Ann-Marget's NOT coming?
  18. This was my initial thought as well, and I actually had this conversation with a friend. If I had to guess at this point, I'd say we're going to lose to Georgia and split with Vandy and aggy. That would leave us 8-4 and headed to a bowl game instead of the playoff. While that is a huge letdown after starting the season #1, it's not 5-7, and we're not in that old era of multi-year rebuilds. We should have no problem coming into next year with a greatly improved O line and a more mature WR room and starting QB. So, I don't think there's any way that this season is as bad as 2010. That was the beginning of a dozen years of being a national punchline, with a coach who no longer gave a shit. Now, we should be right back to being a playoff contender next season.
  19. He needs to fire himself as play caller, and I don't think he will.
  20. Yeah, he goes through stretches where he's worthless. I don't get it, either. I just don't understand why anyone assumes a completely unproven backup is going to fare any better in this overall offense right now.
  21. Yeah, but a lot of the problems in this offense aren't going to magically get better with a new QB. The offensive line doesn't magically become decent, the running backs don't magically become durable, etc. And while Caldwell or Lacey hit a lot of the throws Arch has missed, Arch has hit throws that they probably don't. How many 3rd down conversions did Arch have last week in the biggest game of the year, under pressure? Beating Arch up for his shortcomings is fair, but give him credit for the flashes of brilliance, too. He's just a young QB having an up and down year. But he still has the most upside of the QBs on this roster, probably by a lot.
  22. Last year everybody wanted Arch. People thought Sark fucked us out of a national championship by not playing Arch over Quinn. Now everybody wants Caldwell over Arch. Apparently all of our backups are Tom Brady at Michigan, just waiting for his shot.
  23. Just got back from Pluckers. Pretty sure that was the least fun I have ever had watching a Texas win. Blech.
  24. Uh, that might be the catch of the year.
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