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TexArcher

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  1. I think I like Cody in the upset here... Yeah, you can't listen to me...
  2. I mean, that sounds like an old boys club getting itself paid while paying lip service to the GM and analytics. Not great, Bob.
  3. Someone upthread said this team won't contend again during Yordan's window. Dude is 26, lol.
  4. They should make Abreu pitch an inning. You're gonna contribute something, you fat piece of shit.
  5. My mountain of sins doesn't block my view of the blatantly obvious.
  6. As far as I know, they didn't because his money was all locked up in pensions and annuities that couldn't be pierced by lawsuits. I used to work at an insurance company that encouraged us to use OJ as an example of why wealthy people need to secure their money in annuities. Fuckers.
  7. Can't decide if I want a tuna sammich or a roast beef sammich.
  8. Makes me sad to see what 6th St has become. That place was amazing in the late 90s. Now you've got all these little wannabe thug pussies starting all this shit, and none of them can fight a lick anyway. I mean, if you want to fight all the time, can you at least learn how?
  9. LOL at talking all that shit because you scored a few runs against a minor leaguer in a spot start, only to concede 10 runs and get doubled up. Dumbasses.
  10. Hell of a game for a neutral fan. Both fanbases must be nervous sharting themselves.
  11. Just spitballing here, but what's the going rate for a contract kill...?
  12. Oh, my god, that's a clinic on how to field that routine ground ball. These guys are the greatest thing ever, garggllleegurrrrrrgggggslobbb....
  13. Hey, Evan, tell us your thoughts on that 3-run missile into the seats!!
  14. Astros with the first real threat of the game. Evan, what's your favorite color?
  15. These guys would 100% make sensitive love to Evan Carter on camera.
  16. "Kinda like Greg Maddux" Yeah, that was a ball called a strike.
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