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TexArcher

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  1. You know Trump was walking around the White House all puffed up for hours after he thought up MIGA. Simple fuck.
  2. Oh, 100%. Trump is a symptom. Nothing ends with him. I still want to see him in a casket, though.
  3. Why won't you just die?
  4. Yeah, I don't know that the military can even tell with satellites how successful that strike was. They can estimate, but I don't think they can know how much damage they really did. And they also can't know how much Iran moved, or, crucially, how much infrastructure Iran has elsewhere that we never knew about in the first place. I'm afraid there is a very real chance that this strike only set them back a matter of months, or maybe not at all.
  5. Seriously, San Antonio might be the most overrated city anywhere outside of Dallas.
  6. I wonder if Israel thinks they can trigger an internal uprising in Iran? Damage the power structure enough that the younger generations see an opportunity?
  7. Only Trump had the guts to do this, after Israel took complete control of the skies over Iran, and crushed Hamas and Hezbollah, and tricked him into doing it.
  8. Good lord, is that real??
  9. He looks like he fantasizes about roofie-ing a chick with Matt Gaetz.
  10. So what does Iran's immediate response look like? They have to respond, but they also don't want a war, so I would assume it's a measured response, like with Israel. Launch some rockets at US bases carefully aimed to blow up some things without killing anyone while back channel talks are going on? Chest thumping in public while privately acknowledging their situation and salvaging whatever they can? Or... Are they so embarrassed and emasculated right now that they're gonna race through the last few weeks to a bomb that they will pop off? Because there's no way we got all of it, right?
  11. I want to thank everyone, in particular... God... This fucking fraud, lol....
  12. Pretty sure he gave that timeline specifically so he could deviate from it to show everybody that he's in charge.
  13. The blame is shared equally by Barack's tan suit, Michelle's shoulders, Hunter's laptop, and Hillary's emails.
  14. Whether you're for or against these strikes, only Donald Trump is a big enough asshole to punch someone in the face and then immediately say, "Let's be friends." He also doesn't understand Iranians even a little bit.
  15. Hang on, let me find my shocked face. Jones was never, ever fighting Aspinall. It's embarrassing that he ever pretended to want any part of that ferocious ass whipping.
  16. Jamahal Hill and Kahlil Rountree for free is a good thing. Let's go!!
  17. Lemme guess... MLK and Juneteenth are the holidays we'll be getting rid of...
  18. Ain't no bone spurs in Baltimore. And they're honest about what they are.
  19. This is WWE heel-turns-good crowd manipulation and I'm not falling for it. You'll always be Bowtie Cunt to me, Tucker.
  20. Oh, bookmark this one...
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