Everything posted by TexArcher
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
Wait, is Muschamp actually coming back, or are you all talking out of your assholes again?
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Trump’s America
Eh, I would argue that atheism is not a belief system, but the lack of one particular belief. But Trump does not have the clarity of thought to be really pro- or anti- anything. He just wants to get the money. Hmm, maybe he should be at the Christian table, next to Joel Osteen, etc? I mean, all it takes is a *professed* belief, right? Either way, he can't sit near me. I can't go back to prison.
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Trump’s America
As an atheist, our table is full, sorry. He can go stand by the anarchist table and see if a spot opens up. Maybe one of them will brain him with a skateboard.
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Spielberg's Disclosure Day
- Trump’s America
No, but why should that stop you from investing in their project anyway?- Trump’s America
I guess he didn't have an aneurysm overnight after getting all worked up. Shit.- Trump’s America
Great, now Trump will be putting on his robe and wizard hat with 14-year-old Ukrainian girls.- Trump’s America
You think that dolt knows how to use a computer?- Trump’s America
There are tens of millions of Americans clapping right now.- Trump’s America
He's going to bang his shoe on the podium, isn't he?- Trump’s America
"Your drug costs will be plummeting downward." Uh huh. The Democrats are demanding health insurance premium increases. Oh, sure.- Trump’s America
"Wages are going up much faster than inflation" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, sure, fat man.- Trump’s America
He's just making up numbers. "Nobody can believe what's going on" Yeah, you mean right now while you're talking?- Trump’s America
"Drugs brought in by ocean, and by sea, are now down 94%" Yeah, source? Because that is some grade a bullshit.- Trump’s America
This babbling fucking moron.- Trumps War on Everything
What does that mean, they switch from birdshot to buckshot??- Any Board Gamers Up in This Piece?
I haven't posted in here in way too long. So here are some games I learned this year that get two thumbs up. (These aren't all games from this year, but they were new to me this year) SETI. This game is outstanding: the theme, the components, the design, all of it. Expansions are coming. If you don't like this game, you're wrong. Harmonies. I prefer heavier games, in general. But I do love a game that can be taught in 5 minutes, and played in 20 minutes, but still manages to pack in a lot of strategy and replayability. This is one of those games. Tremendous. Hegemony. Heavy, asymmetrical national domination. Great design. Apiary. I like this game more than I expected to. Worker placement with some twists: workers age up and get stronger, then leave the game for good. And you can bump other players' workers off of spots you need, but that helps them, too. As with Maracaibo, players have a lot of agency in how long or short the game goes, which I like. DinoGenics. Manage a dinosaur park! It's a pretty average game, but the theme and components are cool, and you don't need to find psycho board game nerds to play it with. Caverna. Agricola's much less punishing brother. It's sandboxy and thinky, and it won't make you feel stupid during the learning curve like Agricola. I do like Agricola more because of its tightness and the way the cards change things each game, but Caverna is a cool variant that won't make your girlfriend hate you for taking the last reed. Vinhos. Vital Lacerda has never missed. I don't like it as much as Lisboa, his masterpiece, imo, but I like it about as much as The Gallerist, which is to say, a lot. Firefly. It's a pretty average pick-up-and-deliver, but if you're a fan of the show/movie, you'll play this at least three times before you've seen all the cards and done all the reminiscing. Pandemic: Fall of Rome. A war-gamey twist on the Pandemic co-op formula. Fun, and another game you can play with just about anybody. Also, for those interested, Harmonies, Apiary, DinoGenics, and Caverna are all on BGA. See y'all next year....- This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
Ooh. Yeah. Umm, I'm gonna have to sort of go ahead and disagree with you there.- What impact will Trump have on the 2026 World Cup?
This is disgusting. God damn.- Trump’s America
The worst fucking people ever.... HHS cuts millions in grants to the American Academy of Pediatrics in retaliation for them suing over RFK's vaccine policy. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/hhs-cuts-millions-grants-american-academy-pediatrics-rcna249769- Maga Xmas ideas?
Get a card that says "Merry Christmas" and Whiteout over it, then write "Happy Holidays." He will 100% scrape off the Whiteout to see if you actually did what he thinks you did.- Trump’s America
To be fair, you don't have $60,000 worth of plastic surgery to let a piece of good art distract from what a fine piece of no-sex-til-marriage ass you are now.- Trumps War on Everything
There is a non-zero chance that he's trying to invade Cuba and he pointed to the wrong place on a map.- Trump’s America
It is very clear that they're looking forward to a time when there is no one to tell "the other side" of history.- Joel Klatt is a breath of fresh air. Fight me.
I disagree with Klatt on this take, but he can be wrong once every several years and still be one of the very best talking heads out there. - Trump’s America
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