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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Holy shit, look what got into Clark!
  2. I like Cheeze-its, and I like turkey legs, and I'm not eating that thing.
  3. Might be a longshot, but if we win we should leapfrog idle ND and Miami after Ohio State violates them. Then we'd just need to pass one more team. Maybe aggy since we have the H2H and they lost their last two? Pound Michigan today, and yes, we could finish top 10.
  4. Also, if you don't care about this game, you officially suck. This is a chance to continue a streak of 10+ wins seasons and top 10 finishes. It's also a trophy. And it's a chance for some guys who didn't get to play much this year to show what they can do. This is a big game, whether you wanted it or not.
  5. Well that's just like, ya know, their opinion, man.
  6. We're gonna win.
  7. Not me. She's an opportunist who is saying what she thinks the room wants to hear. Nothing has changed except what she thinks the room wants to hear.
  8. TexArcher replied to thepop's topic in Movies and TV
    Damn, RIP Sen. Davis. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
  9. Helo makes Forrest Gump look like Stephen Hawking.
  10. TexArcher replied to thepop's topic in Movies and TV
    Young squire, is you takin' notes on a criminal fuckin' conspiracy?!
  11. Oh, I see you're a newer Bunghole Drip fan. I prefer the lineup with the original bassist before Bob Rock took them all corporate, but to each his own, I guess.
  12. All of you heathens get your filthy eyes off of Oona Chaplin. She's with me.
  13. Watched it last night and enjoyed it. I did feel that it was half an hour longer than it needed to be, but I've felt that way about most of his movies. I think Lockjaw was great. He was supposed to be a caricature, a mash-up of stereotypes, and it worked, all the way down to Penn literally walking like he had an M-16 up his ass. And I'll say this: in a decade or so, I think one of the most memorable things about this movie will be that it launched Chase Infiniti. As awful as that name is, that young lady is going to be a star.
  14. As if a guy whose hand bruises from hand shaking is a picture of physical health anyway.
  15. What about bunghole drip?
  16. That'll do, gentlemen!
  17. HAHAHAHAHAHA SAD BROADCAST BOOTH, GO FUCK YOUR MOTHERS
  18. One of Dicker's loved ones is in a well right now or something.
  19. It's just too bad we don't have a tight end or any slot receivers.
  20. Fucking mugging
  21. Okay, how about a 6-minute touchdown drive, yeah?
  22. No penalties on the other team, no quick slants when they would work for us. This is an NFL Longhorn game.
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