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TexArcher

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  1. How is their bullpen? Because this guy looks to be going over 20 pitches in the first inning.
  2. OOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
  3. There we go -- get these bats cranked up and let's fucking go!!
  4. Let's beat the absolute shit out of these mid-major conference, generic mascot, flyover state fucking losers.
  5. I'm sure they can kiss my burnt orange Director's Cup ass.
  6. After a bunch of Juan Soto posturing about taking pitches all the way to 3-2.
  7. Only one matters.
  8. I bet DV can squeeze in an inning today if we're tied in the 7th or 8th, something like that. Obviously, the strong preference is for him to sit and go tomorrow. But if tomorrow is at all in question, I'm sure he'll tell Schloss he's ready.
  9. Everybody calm your tits and let's just win twice today.
  10. Okay, pound K State and we'll see what these guys have left for pitching. We've still got a shot. But god damn it's so much easier if you win the first two. And we had it right there. Shit.
  11. Okay, we need a miracle here, boys.
  12. Bullshit ass game.
  13. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
  14. LET'S FUCK GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
  15. Don't fuck us, don't fuck us, don't fuck us.......
  16. He's safe, asshat.
  17. DV is the boogeyman.
  18. 4 fastballs in a row and the last one was meaty. Cut that deficit in half.
  19. Oh, we needed that
  20. And I will never understand how anyone at this level can't lay down a bunt. It's like the 50% free throw shooter. I just don't get it.
  21. Come the fuck on, god damn.
  22. Leadoff walks lead to crooked numbers. Make it so.
  23. He's out by 4 fucking steps, man. Get outta here.
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