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Planet Houston

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  1. Speaking of, can we please get a consensus on the date the regular season thread should start? I don’t want @henrygandorf and @Hank Kingsley to have to issue an amber alert again if I’m tied up and not watching this thread on D-Day. Wednesday, March 27?
  2. Ah, too bad. I was in the middle of replying and came back to it after the last two posts. Our Super NIT games are at Pecan Park in La Porte/Texas City/Pasagetdowndena.
  3. So, Surly tailgate in La Porte this weekend @Jshep34 and @closetojumping? Mine is 9U AAA. Good luck this weekend! Only bummer is having to miss the ballgames at Minute Maid.
  4. It could be worse - you could have girls in softball. Softball dad coaches are sooooo much worse than baseball in my experience.
  5. Yeah, complaining in February is really knitpicky.
  6. Finally weighing in here. I’m so fucking worked up. My wife and I have twins via IVF. The whole process was so emotionally taxing and filled with unknowns, worst fears, etc., but we are extremely lucky and it all worked out. We also have a frozen embryo. Trying to figure out WTF to do now. I recall like it was yesterday the appointment where we had to agree what we would want to do with it, including hypotheticals of divorce, death of one of us, simultaneous death of both of us, etc. To think that we may not have that right going forward, and that it’s up to the fucking Texas GOP, is unfathomable. On the other hand, I suppose we could just keep the status quo of keeping it frozen, and threaten my children’s inheritance by telling them we will leave everything to their fucking Zygotesibling if they fuck up. I mean, that’s the logical conclusion, right?
  7. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 324 9/9: Rarity: 28 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 And since I’m a day late, not in spoilers:
  8. I don’t understand all of these stories of your dogs getting all of this shit that isn’t dog food. How does it not result in complete blowouts the following day? This feels like a story that should be in this thread, but it was a buddy of mine. He gives his dog a fucking Slim Jim on a long roadtrip from Houston to the east coast while the rest of his family flies. Unsurprisingly, the dog blows out in the car in east Louisiana (his wife’s, to boot 😂) and he has to go into some gas station dressed down to his skivvies since the dog shat all over him. This is basically what my various dogs over the year do when they get “people food.” Maybe (obviously) this is a post for “my dog is awesome” thread, but what gives?
  9. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 320 9/9: Rarity: 90 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 That bottom right % might be the lowest I’ve ever seen
  10. Most especially any manager that pinch hits him with the bases loaded in a fucking playoff game instead of Chad McCormick. Thanks for bringing back that memory I had suppressed.
  11. Seriously. Any GM that would give Dana value for JS should be fired immediately.
  12. Yep, Singleton is no longer green, that’s for sure. Or is it??
  13. Lettuce hope so, he seems like a kid who would patch up the bench better than the waste that is JS.
  14. Sounds to me like he just didn’t want to choo-choo choose her.
  15. What we really need (in addition to health) is Javier to bounce back. Last year was horrendous - surely (hopefully) he will improve this year.
  16. /E/ But don’t you know that wins in September and October JUST MEAN MORE?? /SPN/
  17. Shot, chaser 😂😂 And, of course, a quick look at this Einstein’s profile confirms where we all assume he went to school. It’s just too perfect.
  18. And this is why Rupert Murdoch is a billionaire and . . .
  19. You might say they will give Pedro a good Leon look.
  20. I’m happy to give him his fair share of internet points to continue to support his habit of buying shitty hair dye. He should have been off TV going way back…back back….back.
  21. Does anyone around here know where to bet on 2024 Emmy winners? I found my horse that cannot lose.
  22. Hakeem vs. Altuve is the only argument
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